The Homestar Runner Movie Index Page/Part 1

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Anything to do with Homestar Runner and all of Homestarrunner.com belong to Matt & Mike Chapman, I do not own them. This is like any movie based on a cartoon, it has better shading, a 3D-like effect but still looks like a cartoon, etc.

Cast (in order of appereance): Narrator (voice only), Homestar Runner, Marzipan, Strong Sad, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, The Cheat, Cashier

Transcript

{The scene opens up to Homestar Runner's house in the morning, as the words "Matt Chapman and Mike Chapman Presents..." scroll across the screen slowly. As it zooms in on the house, going in through the window. Showing Homestar's face completely in cinnamon. The words "A Rhys Marshall Script" continue to appear onscreen. Some normal music is playing, just a smooth them. Nothing interesting.}

NARRATOR: In Free Country USA, there is a man, if you can call him that...

{The music in the background stops with a record scratching and there is a close-up of Homestar's face.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey! Shut it up already!

{Suddenly this music starts playing as a montage begins, showing Homestar getting the cinnamon off of his face, he runs into the shower, getting off his night-time wear, revealing a pixelated body. He puts on his cap and puts on his red shirt. He then runs to the breakfast table, and starts eating some "Cheat Commando's...O's" and then the montage ends with Homestar, on his way to Marzipan's house.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {yawns} Oh hello Marzipan, what is up? {bangs on the door with head, making a knocking sound}

MARZIPAN: {opens door, tired} Homestar, it's still 7:00. Nothing's happened yet, except for Strong Sad preparing for his hourly beating.

{Cut to Strong Sad running slowly, luckily, Strong Bad, Strong Mad & The Cheat are too sleepy to catch up with him. Strong Sad continues running in the background, it cuts baack to Homestar and Marzipan's small chat.}

HOMESTAR: So anyway, do you wanna go to Marshmallow's Last Stand for our morning marshmallow deal? {nudges Marzipan's "shoulder" with his torso, high-pitched} It's limited time ooooonly.

MARZIPAN: That doesn't seem healthy eating marshmallows at breakfast.

HOMESTAR: {ignoring her} Right, right, we go to Marshmallow's Last Stand for breakfast.

{Cut to Homestar Runner and Marzipan at Marshmallow's Last Stand, they walk up to the front desk. There is a cashier there, she looks fairly tired, must've been working all night.}

MARZIPAN: I kinda like this place since they brang out the Tofu kind of marshmellows.

HOMESTAR: No way! That stuff is- Uh, I mean you're so great!

MARZIPAN: Thank you, Homestar...

HOMESTAR: Right, right.

MARZIPAN: Tofu-style please.

CASHIER: Brave girl, and for you Homestar? Our best? Giant marshmallows? Drinkable kind?

HOMESTAR: Uuuh, I'll just have the regular flavour!

{Cut to them sitting at a table enjoying their Marshmallows, Strong Sad comes in.}

STRONG SAD: Oh hey, Homestar. Can I sit with you?

HOMESTAR: Uuuh, I'm not really sure Strong Sad. Remember the last time you sat with us?

{Cut to a flash-back, Strong Sad is dancing on the table where Marzipan, Homestar, Strong Mad and Strong Bad are sitting at. Strong Bad is just laughing.}

STRONG SAD: {on caffiene, speaking quickly} Everybody knows that when you send your fish to the ocean they'll always get eaten by- Orange, orange. What are we talking about? Who were we talking about? I can't remember my foot's name! It's in the past!

STRONG MAD: I WANT TO SWITCH TABLES!

{Strong Bad laughs his head off, cuts back to present-day.}

MARZIPAN: Yes, you can.

STRONG SAD: Oh, thank you, Marzipan.

{The cashier, still with a tired look on her face, comes in with the bill and slams it down on the table. Slightly angry.}

CASHIER: Here ya go, Homestar, pay up!

HOMESTAR: Right, right! Here you go!

{He checks his pockets, on the sides of his shirt.}

HOMESTAR: Uh oh!

MARZIPAN: I'd pay but Strong Bad stole my purse at Decemberween.

STRONG SAD: I'll pay, you let me sit here so I owe you one.

MARZIPAN: Thanks, Strong Sad.

{Strong Sad hands the cashier twenty dollars.}

STRONG SAD: Keep the change.

{Strong Sad then gets up and leaves with a cute smile on his face.}

STRONG SAD: {thinking} I have friends! I've never been so happy!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I think I'm going to follow Strong Sad. He has done so much for us the last five minutes.

MARZIPAN: I agree. But, you aren't leaving me here alone, Mr. Runner. I'm coming too.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Okay then.

{Homestar Runner and Marzipan get up, finishing off their marshmellows and runs out and up to Strong Sad.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: So, Pom Pom, what are we doing now?