The Guide to Email Success/Technochocolate

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No, I'm not known best for my E-mails, but I have to say, do not make your Emails how mine started off. make them more like my tenth. Here's a-my tips.

1#: Type

Don't make your Email with jokes that your trying to get everybody into, then it's not working! Make your intro (If you're going to have one) be not extremely funny, but more telling about the characters while doing different weird and/or funny things. Say you do an intro about 20X6 characters, it would be like this:

STINKOMAN: Hello everybody, don't think I'm not challenging people just beacause I spend a few minutes on the comutor every other monday or so. I'm gonna challenge right now!

1-UP: Hey Stinkoman, can I be the guy yet? {Stinkoman punches him, he falls to the floor, weakly 1-Up says} Okay, just tell me when. {coughs, his eyes close to "X"'s}

#2: Spelling and Grammar

Do you know what anybody hates more than the terrible taste of You-Know-What Cookies? It's terrible grammar and terrible spelling! Don't ever, repeat ever make an E-mail like this:

STRONG BAD: E—mAill is awsum!

Dear Strong Bad U R AWsuM Wy Du Yoo TyPe lIKe ThiS its very ANNoin! STop iT! Sinserlee, SOme AnOied gUy

StRoNG BAD: I DO nut!

MORE LEVELS! TIPS TO COME!