The Cheat Commando Handbook/Chapter 1: The Basics

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Welcome! If you are reading this, than you have officially become a Cheat Commando. If you're not a Cheat Commando, then you obliviously stole this handbook, if so, then we'd like you to be a Cheat Commando too*. Your Commando Squadron is 8F. Hopefully you went to your squadron's building (unless it's been splown up), entered your locker and found this handbook and your Cheat Commando uniform. If you've got a uniform and this handbook, but did not get it from your locker, then your a double thief. Please join the Cheat Commandos**.

In the next few chapters we will be explaining:

  • Basic drills
  • How to foil Blue Laser's plans
  • Cheesing People Off
  • Indian-Giving
  • Cutting Ones
  • Doing Some Other Things
  • Home Invasion
  • Cracking Wise
  • World Domination
  • Sending Me a Dollar
  • TotalSpaceshipGuy3
  • TV / VCR Repair

then this book will self-destruct within 12 seconds. So learn quickly, you won't be able to read over this book again. If you have any further questions, too bad, loser, the Cheat Commandos ain't for you.

*You will be arrested in order to stop theft.
**Yeah, you'll be double arrested.

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