The Bubs Gets Some Style

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{Cover: Bubs standing in front of the Concession Stand. Mr Bland and Senor are behind him}

The Bubs Gets Some Style by Mike and Matt

{First page: Mr Bland and Senor in a large blue star}

Everybody loves Mr Bland and Senor. They are really popular guys [for some reason].

{Next page: Strong Bad, The Cheat, Mr Bland, and Senor having a cold one}

"You guys are at the top of your game!" said Disturbingly Huge-headed Strong Bad.

{Next page: Mr Bland and Senor are digging a hole}

One day, the two entered the "Dig a Hole to An Amazing Discovery in 20 Minutes or Maybe Less" contest.

{Next Page: Bubs popping out of a hole. Mr Bland and Senor look suprised.}

Then suddenly, popped out... a The Bubs! "I have a many deals!" said The Bubs.

{Next page: All residents of Storybook FCUSA are surrounding Bubs}

But sadly, nobody liked The Bubs.

{Next page: Strong Sad pointing at Bubs}

"That green stripe clashes with your orange skin and makes me feel awkward!" whined [John P. Dumpy Dump] Strong Sad.

{Next page: Strong Bad pointing at Bubs. Bubs is looking down, saddened}

"Your teeth are disturbing and you are fat and I can jump to Africa and back!" remarked 4 Colored Strong Bad.

{Next page: Bubs walking away, while Mr Bland, Senor, and the others laugh at him}

"Get out of here blueface! Nobody likes your style and you are very fat!" taunted [The Disturbing Blue Bob with an accent] Senor.

{Next page: The Bubs, sitting down, looking into a lake}

"Maybe they were right." Said The Bubs. "Maybe I really don't have any style. I should just take my many fine deals elsewhere"

{Next page: Bubs walking away, head down}

So The Bubs walked away, looking for the next giant hole leading out of town.

{Next page: Senor and Mr Bland standing in the field}

"That fat guy gave me many laughs." said [Strong Sad's long lost father] Mr Bland.

{Next page: Suddenly, a Bubs Concession Stand falls down from the sky, crushing the two}

Then all of a sudden, they were crushed by a convientley named stand!

{Next page: Bubs standing next to the stand, ecstatic}

"Why look! A stand! Mayhaps that will give me some style and help me deliver my many deals!" said The Bubs.

{Next page: Bubs is in the Stand}

"Hot Time!" Said The Bubs.

{Next page: Everybody is lined up in front of the stand}

From that day forward, everybody appreciated The Bubs and always looked forward to his greatest deal!

The End!

{Cut to Strong Bad and Homestar standing in front of the Concession Stand. Strong Bad is holding the book}

HOMESTAR: Wow, thats some story you got there, Bubs!

BUBS: Yep! And only 20 + 8 dollars! {Pronounces it "Dollahs"}

HOMESTAR: That sounds like the best deal to happen in a forever! I'll take twenty too! {Pronounces it "Tooty too"}

End

Fun Facts

• This is pretty much just an expansion to a scene from "Origins", a Strong Bad email.
• The "Dig a Hole to An Amazing Discovery In 20 Minutes or Less Contest" is a reference to all the ridiculous contests featured in the storybooks.
• Nebulon reference? Maybe yes.