The Adventures of Superstar/sidekick

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Superstar does this Sidekick Search thing where he interviews different potential sidekicks.

Characters in order of appearance: Announcer (voice), Superstar, Marzipan, Strong Badman, Stiny, Homsar

Locations: The side of the Concession Stand, Behind the Concession Stand

Transcript

{open on Superstar watching potential sidekicks showing off their "Power"}

ANNOUNCER: {voiceover} Today we join our hero, recently decided on using his new found powers for good, searching for a sidekick

SUPERSTAR: Next

{marzipan walks up}

SUPERSTAR: Next

MARZIPAN: Alright, broken up.

{Cut to behind the Concession Stand, Strong Badman and Stiny conspiring}

STRONG BADMAN: Here's the plan, Stiny! You disguise yourself and become Homestars'...

STINY: {Corrective The Cheat noises}

STRONG BADMAN: ... Superstars' sidekick and we DESTROY HIM FROM THE INSIDE.

STINY: {The Cheat noise that sounds like "how?"}

STRONG BADMAN: I don't know, just go! You figure it out

{cut back to side of the stand Stiny runs in line, Homsar is at the front}

SUPERSTAR: So, what's your name

HOMSAR: DAAAAaaaaAAHHHM Homsar, Toy Blunder.

SUPERSTAR: okay okay, annoying, What can you do?

HOMSAR: I just stop the monster evil man, mostly.

SUPERSTAR: Good enough for me, You got the job

{Strong Badman jumps out from behind the stand}

STRONG BADMAN: WHAT!? You were supposed to choose STINY!

SUPERSTAR: Oh hey Strong Bad, what are you talking about?

STRONG BADMAN: STINY! GET OVER HERE!

{Stiny jumps to Strong Badman}

STINY: {Angry The Cheat noises}

STRONG BADMAN: ATTACK!

HOMSAR: DAaaaaAAAHM a song from the sixties.

STONG BADMAN: MUST... NOT... EAT OWN LEG... LETS GET OUT OF HERE STINY!

{Stiny and Strong Badman run off}

SUPERSTAR: Well done, Toy Blunder. I think you're going to just be hhhh'allll right.

ANNOUNCER: And so Superstar and Homsar, Toy Blunder, are united and defeat their nemesis for the first time. TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR MORE ADVENTURES OF SUPERSTAR!

Fun Facts

  • Stinys' The Cheat noise that sounded like "how?" was a reference to The Cheat saying "Okay" in SBEmail coloring
  • Strong Badman always says Stiny! in the same way
  • Homsar, Toy Blunder is a reference to Robin, Boy Wonder
  • There is no fourth fun fact
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