The Adventures of Superstar/Prankcall
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Strong Badman unleashes his latest plan on a certain girlfriend of Homestar Michael Runner.
Cast in order of appearance: Strong Badman, Stiny, Marzipan, Homestar Runner, Homsar, Superstar
Location: The Strong Bad Cave, Marzipans living room, The Stick
Transcript
{open on Strong Badman and Stiny in the Strong Bad cave}
ANNOUNCER: We begin todays adventure with... wait. What's this? Do we have a Master Plan going on?
STRONG BADMAN: Yes silly announcer! Today I will Begin my latest plan!
STINY: {confused The Cheat noises}
STRONG BADMAN: What? You meant you didn't hear that?
STINY: {negative The Cheat noises}
STRONG BADMAN: alrighty then... STINY! Grab me the telephone!
{Stiny grabs the telephone from right next to Strong Badman and hands it to him}
STINY: {sarcastic The Cheat noises}
STRONG BADMAN: I know I could have grabbed it, but you are my henchm'n, I make you do stuff for me.
STINY: {angry The Cheat noises}
{Strong Badman dials a number}
MARZIPAN: Hi, this is Marzipan. I'm probably out breaking up with Homestar for the 100th time. Leave a message after the beep. {beep}
STRONG BADMAN: Hello Marzipan...
{cut to Marzipans answering machine, 2 hours later is shown on the bottom of the screen}
STRONG BADMAN: this is Harold N. Otabaddy from "Gasses-R-Us" calling to confirm you're special delivery of Knockout gas. I'm just letting you know that it will likely be pumped into your house right as you listen to this message.
{pan out to show Marzipan knocked out on the floor, homestar walks in}
HOMESTAR: Marzipan, can I MARZIPAN! What happened?
{Marzipan's phone rings, Homestar picks it up}
HOMESTAR: Marzipan's residence, Guy who don't know what Residence means speaking.
STRONG BADMAN: Hello Stupidstar. I have knocked out your... wait, are you guys even dating right now?
HOMESTAR: I'm not sure. Wait, did you call me Stupidstar? That's the worst nickname ever. I'm supposed to come up with the bad nick...
{Strong Badman hangs up}
HOMESTAR: ...names. oh wait. he hung up.
{Homestar looks at Marzipan}
HOMESTAR: I should prolly do something about this right about now right about now. I better call Homsar.
{cut to two minutes later, same room, Homsar enters}
HOMESTAR: Great, you're here. I need you to look over Marzipan until she wakes up. I have to go beat up Strong Badm'n for some reason. I'm not quite sure how it will help.
HOMSAR: Why come I not quick stop him?
HOMESTAR: Because that makes EVERY episode with him too easy. I think we have to stick to you with other villains. Now watch over Marzipan.
{Homestar puts on his cape and flies off, cut to the stick, where Strong Badman is already waiting}
SUPERSTAR: I thought you might be here for some reason!
STRONG BADMAN: Oh CRAP! I thought you would be making sure Marzipan is alright!
SUPERSTAR: I have the Toy Blunder doing that.
STRONG BADMAN: {sarcastic} yeah, that's smart. {normal} So, my plan pretty much involved you being distracted with marzipan, so it's kinda useless. I'ma go home and think some more.
{Strong Badman walks off}
SUPERSTAR: See you later Strong Buh!
ANNOUNCER: And so another crisis is averted too quickly, Tune in next time for an adventure that doesn't involve Strong Badman!
{Cut to silhouette of a fat blobby type guy with armored legs, Text on bottom of screen says "Who is this new fiend?"}
Fun Facts
- Stupidstar is a reference to villains who say their rivals names as (Bad insult)-(Hero Name)
- Homestar randomly guessing Strong Badman to be at the stick is a reference to the 2001 game "Spider-man 2: Enter Electro", Where in versions released after 9-11 involved Spiderman just guessing the unnamed location the Electro flew off to
- This entire episode ends up breaking the fourth wall
