The Adventures of Superstar/1
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The not so secret origins of SuperStar.
Cast in order of appearance: Narrator (voice), Strong Mad, The Cheat, The Roculum, Homsar, Strong Bad, Homestar, Strong Badman.
Locations: Strong Mads' Bedroom, The Field
Transcript
{open on Strong mad in his room}
NARRATOR: {voiceover} Our first adventure begins with the big guy Strong Mad, requesting help from his little buddy.
STRONG MAD: THE CHEAT, I NEED YOUR HELP!
{The Cheat enters}
THE CHEAT: {Inquisitive The Cheat noises}
STRONG MAD: I CAN'T REACH SOMETHING LOW IN MY CLOSET!
THE CHEAT: {Affirmative The Cheat noises}
{The cheat enters the closet to find the Horrible Painting}
THE ROCULUM: Come on in here...
{The Cheat falls into a barrel labeled "Talk Sick Waist"}
THE CHEAT: {Frightened The Cheat noise, The Cheat Jibbilies}
STRONG MAD: {sarcastic} WELL THIS IS GREAT!
{Strong Mad picks up a nearby phone and dials a number, cut to a few minutes later, Homsar and Strong Mad in Strong Mads' room}
STRONG MAD: HELP THE CHEAT!
{Homsar enters the closet}
THE ROCULUM: Come on in here!
HOMSAR: No chance in spelling, Mister Grinch.
THE ROCULUM: Jibbilie Jibbilie Jibbilie!
HOMSAR: Fix the mashed mess, Bobby.
THE ROCULUM: Okay Okay... Ereh ni no emoc!
THE CHEAT: {dazed The Cheat noises, followed by frantic the cheat noise}
{The Cheat runs out, glowing}
STRONG MAD: WAIT!!
{cut to the field, strong bad hiding behind a bush from homestar, just a few feat ahead. The cheat runs in}
STRONG BAD: The Cheat! Finally! You remember The Plan, right?
THE CHEAT: {Affirmative The Cheat Noises}
STRONG BAD: Wait, why are you... nevermind, just go bite Homestar!
{the cheat jumps out from behind the bush}
HOMESTAR: Oh, hey The Cheat!
{The Cheat bites homestar on the leg}
HOMESTAR: Ow. OW THE CHEAT! THE CHEAT BIT ME! I don't have to take this, I'm goin' home
{Homestar inexplicably flies away, Strong bad runs out.}
STRONG BAD: Woah! How did he do that!? Did you do that The Cheat? Quick, bite me!
THE CHEAT: {without missing a beat, Affirmative The Cheat noises}
{The Cheat bites Strong Bad. Strong Bad starts to morph, he grows actual muscles, and becomes STRONG BADMAN}
STRONG BADMAN: Now that's what I'm talking about! The Cheat put on a mask and become my henchman STINY!
{The Cheat put on a bandit mask}
NARRATOR: And thus a hero and a villain is born. What evil schemes will Strong Badman come up with? WIll Superstar thwart them? Tune in next time to find out!
Fun Facts
- This Entire episode is a spoof of the stereotypical "Radioactivity" origins of super heroes
- Homestar saying "Ow. OW THE CHEAT! THE CHEAT BIT ME!" is a reference to a video called "Charlie Bit Me"
