TheDenzel's Interview Show/Trogador

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Summary

In the first interview of the new wiki, TheDenzel interviews Trogador.

Played by Noid

Transcript

{fade in on an empty studio. A soft breeze can be heard and a tumbleweed rolls across screen.}

THEDENZEL: {offscreen} It has been months, now. And still the wiki sits in isolation. Untouched and unloved, we wait for it's triumphant return.

ANONY: {offscreen} Actually, no. It's been back for a few days now...

THEDENZEL: {offscreen} ...really?

ANONY: {offscreen} Yeah, you can do interviews again.

THEDENZEL: {offscreen} Well, alright then. Open the doors, please.

{a door opening can be heard and many people rush down into the visible seats. The studio bursts into life}

THEDENZEL: {offscreen} Cue announcer!

ANNOUNCER: Welcome back to TheDenzel's Interview Show! The only unpulverized interview show on the new wiki! {I think} Our guest tonight; Trogadooooooooor. {cheers} Now, please welcome, TheDenzel!

THEDENZEL: {enters from offstage and stands in front of his desk} Hello everybody! As you heard, tonight we have Trogador on the set! Let's go ahead and bring him out. Let's welcome him out here shall we?

{Trogador walks onstage to canned applause. He waves at the audience and goes to sit down beside TheDenzel...but the chair is too small for his massive hulking dragon frame!!}

TROGADOR: {lowering body, trying to position self in chair} This, uh, this isn't gonna...seat me...?

THEDENZEL: Oh em... {to floor manager} bigger seat?

{two stage hands push out a massive bean bag chair}

THEDENZEL: How's that?