Strong Bad is Bored/Marzipan

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{cut to Strong Bad at Marzipan's house}

STRONG BAD: I'm bored, so can I hang out with you today?

MARZIPAN: Sure! You can help me free the baby seals from the zoo.

{Cut to the entrance to a zoo. A sign says "See Da Huuuuuudge for only $3.00!" Strong Bad and Marzipan walk up to the entrance.}

STRONG BAD: Da Huuuuuudge is real?

MARZIPAN: We have a few options.

Pay for the tickets to get inside
Sneak inside the zoo
Buy a helicopter and jump in