Strong Bad Email/time travel

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STRONG BAD EMAIL 132½!

Strong Bad is emailed about time travel.

Cast (in order of appereance): Strong Bad, The Cheat

Transcript

STRONG BAD: {singing} Me + Another Email = Another Female!

subject: time travel

Dear strong Bah,
have u ever wondered what would happen
if you time travelled? why don't you
asked bubs for a time travel device
and go back in time... maybe, umm...
Stop yourself from reading this emaill.
kay, byer

-a guy

{Reads the email exactly how it is written}

STRONG BAD: {typing} Well, A Pie, {stops typing} Mmm... A Pie... {typing} I haven't got a time travel device. But, I do have a time travel program. Bubs made it. Why don't we give it a shot. {types "timetravel.exe"}

1. Select Time
2. Select Location
3. Get Ready
4. Chicken Out

STRONG BAD: {types "5 minutes ago at my computer room"}

{There is a Flash and Strong Bad dissapears. Cuts to the same place and Past Strong Bad is walking towards the computer. Present Strong Bad appears behind the desk}

PAST STRONG BAD: {singing} Me + Another Email = Another Female!

STRONG BAD: {jumps out from behind desk} Stop checking your email!

PAST STRONG BAD: Why not?

STRONG BAD: Because, Umm... Someone emailed me to stop me from checking my email.

PAST STRONG BAD: Wait. If you stopped me from checking my email, how can I go back in time to stop myself from checking my email?

STRONG BAD: That's easy... Well, Umm... Err... Crap!

PAST STRONG BAD: That's what I thought? Anyway, As I was reading... {starts reading email}

STRONG BAD: {dissapears in a flash}

{Cuts back to the Computer Room in the present. Strong Bad apppears on the stool}

STRONG BAD: {typing} Well, That was pointless. I am never going to time travel again.

THE CHEAT: {walks onscreen} {cheat noises}

STRONG BAD: Umm... I'm sorry. But, Somebody stole your share of that cake.

THE CHEAT: {angry cheat noises}

{They both dissapear in a flash. Cuts to the fridge. Strong Bad and the Cheat appear in a flash}

STRONG BAD: Okay. Now, Be careful.

THE CHEAT: {cheat noises}

{The Cheat grabs he's slice of the cake and they both dissapear. Past The Cheat walks in and looks in the fridge}

PAST THE CHEAT: {angry cheat noises} Strong Bad took the last slice of cake.

{Past The Cheat walks offscreen. The Paper comes down}