Strong Bad Email/strange eyes

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Contents 1 Summary 2 Transcript 3 Easter Eggs 4 Fun Facts 5 Inside References

Summary

Strong Bad's eyes are insulted.

Transcript

Strong Bad: {types "strongbad_email.exe}

Dear Strong Bad,

Oh, man. I'm cool. Anyways, your eyes are green. And slanted. So they're granted.
And they're strange. You've got strange eyes. More like granted strange eyes. Or
just grange eyes. That's it. Grange eyes. You've got grange eyes.

Pattycakes, CA

Strong Bad: {typing} Pattycakes? What kind of a name is pattycakes? Geez, kid! Your parents must have been dead asleep or dead awake when they named you! {new screen} I've got grange eyes, eh, Pattycakes? Well, um, you've got granger eyes! Oh, yeah. Much {emphasized} granger eyes. {Strong Bad runs out of the computer room}

{cut to The Field}

Strong Bad: Coach Z, I don't have grange eyes, do I?

Coach Z: I don't think so, Strong Baooerd.

Strong Bad: Did you just call me Strong Beard?

Coach Z: You done a great deal of graoernge things, Strong Baooerd, but ya don't got graoernge eyes!

Strong Bad: AHHH!!!! {Strong Bad runs off}

Strong Bad: {typing} So you see, Pattymuffins, I don't have {emphasized} grange eyes. {insert pause} And Coach Z has probably been sipping on some of that Listerine again!

{The Paper comes down}

Easter Eggs

• Clicking on Listerine cuts to a short where Coach Z passes out next to a bottle of Listerine.
• Clicking on Pattymuffins cuts to an advertisement for Pattymuffins, where a golden-brown rice cake with raisins on it is seen in the middle of the page.

• Script:

Announcer: Introducing the Pattymuffin: They're definitely not golden-brown rice cakes with raisins! {using an advertisment-ending speedy voice} Pattymuffins and all ingredients used do not reflect the opinions of Strong Bad or brother Graw Mad.

Fun Facts

• I made up this e-mail!

Inside References

• Coach Z drinking Listerine is a reference to The Best Decemberween Ever, where Coach Z is drinking Listerine.