Strong Bad Email/italian?

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Summary: Obviously Strong Bad has never heard of 1337.

Transcript

{Strong Bad types strongbad_email.exe}

STRONG BAD: {in tune of "Some Kind of Monster" by Metallica} SOME KIND OF E-MAIL! THIS E-MAIL LIVES!

subject: h3y d00d

d33R sTrr0nGbAd
U r0xXoRz! LoLz!!!!!!!11!!one!!!! U PwN! LmAo RoFl LoL. OMFG D00d! G2G!

dr. Joe

STRONG BAD: {reading} D-thirty-three-R Strrrong Bad, you R-zero-ksiksorz! Lawlz! One, one, one. You pwin. Lima-oh rolf loll. Omfig D-thousand-and-D! G-two-G! Doctor Joe. {typing} Look man, I don't speak Italian, okay? If you're going to e-mail me, please speak in English. Wait, just hold on.

{Strong Bad gets out a book entitled "Italian for Crap for Brains...es"}

STRONG BAD: {typing} Ok, here we go. {hits enter key} Benvenuto a COM domestica del puntino del corridore della stella conoscete Micheal? Sì! Siamo buoni amici! {hits enter key}

STRONG BAD: Now to send the message back to him.

Sending

STRONG BAD: Now we just wait.

{5 minutes later.}

LAPPY 486: You've got mail!

STRONG BAD: Finally!

subject: boxing gloves

Dear Strong Bad,
How do you type with boxing gloves on?
Crapfully yours,

First Angel

{Strong Bad stops reading right in the middle of saying the word "with."}

STRONG BAD: Oh, no way man! That's it, forget this! I can't take it anymore! If I get another e-mail from a crap for brains, I'm gonna...

{A new e-mail pops up.}

subject: bchbfgbhvbh

Dear Strong Bad

kfjsdlnvjcxvfdsotferhfgdsvnxcfknvba;fdjznvncvjdnzlsfndlszn

STRONG BAD: OH, THAT'S IT! {starts typing}

{The Lappy gives him a message.}

Are you sure you want to delete every message
and send a virus to everyone who ever e-mailed you
except for the hot chicks and cool guys?

]YES
]NO

{Strong Bad selects "Yes."}

DELETED!

STRONG BAD: Okay, until next time people, e-mail me and you will most likely get a virus delivered to your computer.

{The Paper comes down}

Easter Eggs

Click on Strong Bad's gem at the end to see a book entitled "italian for crap for brains...es...izzyes...

Fun Facts

First Angel is the editor for Nighthawk41's comic. (www.geocities.com/nighthawkfortyone)