Strong Bad Email/insults

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Strong Bad talks about insults, and gets hit in the face with both a shotgun's butt, and Homestar's Buttdance.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, Homsar, Bubs

Places: Computer Room, The Field

Date: April 4, 2007

Email Length: 40 lines

Page Title: Loopy 486!!

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Transcript

STRONG BAD: One dork's trash is another Strong Bad email!

{Strong Bad pronounces the K as "K" instead of "Kay".}

STRONG BAD: {typing} Whoa. An email from Stinkoman!? From the future!? I never knew your last name was K. I thought it would either be some unpronouncable japanese name, or Challengepants. You know... since you're all obsessed with challenges... and stuff... {clears screen} But you're mad at me because I don't say Holy Crap enough? I thought that being from the future, you would have gotten up to at least Email 6522. I figure that many emails would have enough crap in them to at least keep you satisfied, Stinkoman. But if that's not good enough for you, then how about this. Holy crap! Holy crap! Holy crap! {continues to say this until the whole screen is filled up} {clears screen} But seriously, if what you want is some insults with real spice added to them, then you've got much more to see. The phrase "holy crap" is only the tip of that self-esteem destroying iceberg.

{Cut to the field. Homestar and Strong Bad are there.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Lesson 1: Obviousness is stupid. So is Homestar. Homsar is even stupider.

STRONG BAD: Homestar, you're a no-armed loser.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yes I am!1

{A buzzer sounds, and the screen is briefly covered with a red X.}

STRONG BAD: Homestar, you're a butt.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {does the buttdance} Ohh... {singing} Buttdance buttdance, swing your booty back and forth...

{The red X and buzzer appear/sound again, and when the X disappears, Homsar is in place of Homestar}

STRONG BAD: Yo' mama so lard {sic}, she can't fit in the field!

HOMSAR: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Righty-o, Boxing Billy! {leaves}

STRONG BAD: Umm... I guess that means Homsar's mom is fat. But I was aiming for him bing insulted. Not like I could ever tell, anyways.

{Bubs approaches}

BUBS: Strong Bad, are you talkin' to yourself!? You've been around Homestar and Homsar too much. Maybe you could buy one of my many idiot repellents from the stand.

STRONG BAD: Your stand? Heck no! Tht thing's like a pile of crap molded into a stand shape! {Bubs starts getting mad} And those prices! I've seen lower prices to buy a 24-Karat Limousine, for crying out loud! Seriously man, I...

{Bubs pulls out his shotgun, and aims at Strong Bad.}

STRONG BAD: {nervous} Hey, hey, what're you gonna do with that!? Don't shoot me!!

{Bubs goes into an attack stance, as Strong Bad gets more and more nervous. At first, it apppears as if Bubs is going to fire, but instead, he whacks Strong Bad with the shotgun, sending him flying offsceen.}

STRONG BAD: {as he flies offscreen} WAH!

{Bubs puts away the shotgun, and puts the "TH" logo and sunglasses on}

BUBS/THE THNIKKAMAN: Yeah. Shut up, kid. {walks away}

SINGERS: You just got pwned by The Thnikkaman!

{Cut to the computer room. Strong Bad falls from the ceiling.}

STRONG BAD: {typing} Lesson 2: Do not insult Bubs' Consession Stand. Ouch. Looks like I'll have to stop there. Maybe you can visit my website, www.insulticeberg.bad, for the rest. So, until next time, Stinkoman. Beat up Saargsston for me, would ya? Seriously, I can never beat Level 4.3.

{The Paper comes down}

Easter Eggs

  • Click on "www.insulticeberg.bad" at the end to see the website.
{A popup window appears on the Lappy's screen, with a picture of Strong Bad on it.}
POPUP STRONG BAD: You're too stupid to look at my website. I mean, if you actually need someone else to make insults for you, then you must be really stupid. Go eat your crappy Bread and Sugar or something... WAH!
{A box of Bread and Sugar falls on Popup Strong Bad, and wobbles away with Homsar's walking noise. The popup disappears.}
  • Click on "Level 4.3" at the end to see Strong Bad's attempt at that level.
{Cut to the basement. Strong Bad is playing Stinkoman 2OX6 on an arcade machine like the one from Trogdor. The Stinkoman 20X6 Boss Music is playing, and sound effects from the game play at random times.}
STRONG BAD: Oh, yeah! Take that, you stupid overgrown snake.
{The death sound effect plays, and Strong Bad is apparently taken to the Game Over screen. The appropriate music plays.}
STRONG BAD: {long, exasperated groan} Stupid Firey-Hot.
{The Cheat walks in, holding the Stinkomanual, but Strong Bad gets up at the exact same time The Cheat reaches him, sending The Cheat flying.}
STRONG BAD: I'ma go get Strong Mad to... ahem... "talk" some sense into this game. {walks off}

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