Strong Bad Email/homechild & homestyle
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Cast: Strong Bad, Coach Z (Easter Egg), Homestar Runner, Homechild Blacker, Homestyle Runner Kid, The Cheat, Spanky Fish, Strong Mad (Easter Egg), Homsar (Easter Egg)
Places: Computer Room, Homestar's House, The Stick, The Field {Easter Egg), TeeBee (Easter Egg)
Running Time: 3:10
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Transcript
STRONG BAD: {singing, typing, "strongbad_emails.exe"} That Email is calling you Dairy Queen, oh yeah. {presses enter, then reads}
subject: homechild&homestyleTo the famous Strong Bad,
That's right, you rock!
Anyhow, I was wondering how you can
Know about Homestyle &/or Homechild and the Orange
Juice.
With lots of Crap,
Martin Z.
Grass, Missouri
STRONG BAD: Oh, living in the Grass city! CRAP, are you an ant? You might have a name, Martin Z, but you have to be named as Coach Z-py. Hmm, good one. {presses enter and continues to type} Lemme get this straight, Homechild and Homestyle. Sounds cool. Well, for starters, I might have to bring an orange juice made by Homestar. But that reminds me. Wait, Grass Z. and I mean it! {stops typing and gets up}
{cuts to Homestar outside Homestar's House with Strong Bad coming in}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hello, Stupid Bad.
STRONG BAD: Yes, yes, shut up. Do you have the--
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {imitates the captain of the army, holds the orange juice} You do push-ups! Orange juice is here.
STRONG BAD: YES! FINNALY!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {stops holding it} SIKE!
STRONG BAD: UGH! I can't take it anymore. {leaves}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: You're a good soilder, sir! Go and and 1 and 2 and 1 and--
{fades to the stick with Homechild and Homestyle sitting down with the stick and the music plays, then stops when Strong Bad comes in here}
HOMECHILD BLACKER: Say, it's Strong Bad.
HOMESTYLE RUNNER KID: Where's our orange juice?
STRONG BAD: Nevermind that, I came here for you to read {holds the card up} this.
HOMECHILD & HOMESTYLE: {reading} Friggin' Sudsuu's.
STRONG BAD: What the...? {holds up the cell phone, dials up the Cheat's phone number, then calls as the screen has 2 parts, one with Strong Bad and the other with The Cheat by the Lappy} The Cheat, that wasn't the deal.
THE CHEAT: {makes angry cheat noise}
STRONG BAD: What's the deal?
{Fades as The words "7 minutes later..." in the Lappy email loading style appear on screen. Fades to Homechild, Homestyle and Spanky Fish talking as Strong Bad comes back with an orange juice}
SPANKY FISH: Good, and what's 9+9?
HOMECHILD & HOMESTYLE: Easy we-- {the jazzy music plays}
STRONG BAD: Okay, the orange juice is here, now say it.
HOMECHILD & HOMESTYLE: You mean that I have to say, "Orange Juice?"
STRONG BAD: {the record scratches as the music stops playing} YOU SAID IT! WHAT A CRAPPY JOY!
{cuts to the lappy with Strong Bad}
STRONG BAD: {typing} See what I mean? No problem at all with Homechild and Homestyle. Just Orange Juice and something else. Now, to let me say it, I'll say, "Chocolate Chip Cookie" because I, Strong Bad, would get a chocolate chip cookie. Not Orange Juice, but cookies. {Homechild & Homestyle enters} No thanks. {gets up as the paper comes down and the "back" button fades, then a slight pause}
HOMESTYLE RUNNER KID: Have you seen my favorite movie?
HOMECHILD BLACKER: Yeah, I--
STRONG BAD: {enters} Get out! {exits as Homechild and Homestyle exits}
Easter Egg
- When Strong Bad says and types, "Coach Z-py," click on that name to see a Stimpy-style picture of Coach Z.
- At the end, click on the word, "it" to see a film of Strong Mad calling The Cheat on the cell phone.
Easter Egg Transcript
{cuts to the field outside}
STRONG MAD: I like your style! I LIKE YOUR STYLE!
THE CHEAT: {makes the cheat noise happily}
- Also at the end, click on the word from the second time, "cookie" to see a cartoon of Homsar watching Homestyle and Homechild farting on TV.
Easter Egg Transcript
{cuts to Homsar watch TV with the farting sound FX of Homestyle and Homechild}
HOMSAR: AaAaAaAaAaAaA, you have my attention, Crappy Jack Black.
