Strong Bad Email/fanboys
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Strong Bad is invaded by a "siet" full of fanboys.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, The Cheat
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Transcript
STRONG BAD: {rhythmically} Noinch, noinch, noinch, chekin' email, chekin' email, doin' stuff, bein' cool...
subject: no e-mails Hello Strong Bad, My pals and I were just wondering something; how you never check our emails? We have been emailing you years. - Trogga Attachment
{Strong Bad reads "- Trogga" as "Hyphen Trogga Esquire" and stops reading}
STRONG BAD: Umm... why did I pick this e-mail? I'll have to look up it soon. Um, {typing} Ya know, what Hyphen? You and your "pals" just are the 50% of the "go ask Strong Sad"% emails I get. So you and gang get, DE- {sees "Attachment"} Oh, an attachment. {double-clicks on the word "Attachment". Screen clears}
subject: sample #1 of 198,700 can we see youer houre? we wood liek to see. you'er pall kevin, age 5
'STRONG BAD:' {glup} Errrrrr... Nice try! {types "go to Trogga's website" and presses enter, reveling a website that has a layout just like the Homestar Runner Wiki, in a web browser interface, which is much like Lappy 486's email client. The text reads:}
URL: http://www.h*rwooky.nog/ page title: Main Page - Homestar Runner Wooky!!!1
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hello and Weclome to the Homestar Runner Wooky!!!1 we have lotts of cool H*R suuf,
butt here you can EDLT ANY PALEG!! WE HAVE A 198,700 EDTERS1! Trogga is the beest.
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Knowedge Base: [edit]
*Toons! where the cheat? is the best News:
*games January 4, oh i dont nkowe
*strong bad emails! A emial Trogga sent is now @
*Some other suff on the siet. the Offiial site! - Tempe Sam
*Fan fiction
THE LAPPY SUXS -rellycoolguy2t2
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[B]ack [F]orward [S]top [R]efersh [H]ome [E]mail
STRONG BAD: {monotone} Oh my Gooodniis. I mest hav a lot fa- {drops monotone} WAIT A MINUTE!! I have real fans?? I thought I just told The Cheat to register two jillion e-mail addreses.
{Cuts to The Cheat sitting near Tangerine Dreams. An email program is open, reading:}
From: squealydee678@kindergartencop.edu To: depressio@homestarrunner.com Subject: Brain Damage -------------------------------------------- Dear Strong Bad, do you know anything about head explosions. -Seb The Lodge, MN --------------------------------------------- [send]
{Cuts back to Strong Bad.}
STRONG BAD: I'll teach you stalkers!
DELETED!!
{The web browser interface is gone, with a 'ding' and text reading: "no more hypertext for you, moron"}
STRONG BAD: {laughing} Did you see that Lappy? I DELETED A WEBPAGE!! {laughing}
{The Lappy plays the loud, distorted noise Marzipan had in virus and shows a Sad Mac variation of the Lappy logo as Strong Bad is still laughing.}
03000000D 0000N0TNM
{The Paper comes down. Strong Bad stops.}
Easter Eggs
- Click on the Sad Lappy logo for more Strongbadjab.
STRONG BAD: Yes, Lappy broke and I will get a new computer and/or will lead a subplot. DELETED!! Huh?? {a black cloud of smoke escapes from his head} Grrr....
- Click on N0TNM to see the Homestar Runner Wooky!!!1
Credits
Written by Trogga
Based on the Strong Bad Emails created by The Brothers Chaps
Screenshot by porplemontage
Writer's Comments
- Just a fan fic I did out of boredom. It's also the source of my nickname. (Surprise, Surprise)
- The original intro was "Why can't we all just check an e-mail?"
