Strong Bad Email/Where Are You?

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OTHER CHARACTER EMAIL STRONG BAD #6

Subject: Where Are You?

From: Homestar

Cast (In order of appearance): Strong Bad, Bubs, Homestar Runner (easter egg)

Strong Bad and Bubs explain where they are (with many details!).

Transcript

{Strong Bad types "strongbad_email.exe".}


{Strong Bad says "Strong Bad" instead of "Stong Bah" and doesn't read out the part where it says "Homestar"}

STRONG BAD: {typing and saying} Could this be a perfect email? It has to be! Not one single spelling mistake, or grammar error! Oh no wait: It says "Strong Bah". And it was sent from Homestar! OK. So Homestar, if that is your real name, you would like to know where am I? Well for starters, I am in my Computer Room.

{Camera zooms back to show whole room.}

STRONG BAD: My Computer Room is in my house.

{Camera zooms out so we see the front of the Strongs' House.}

STRONG BAD: My house is in Free Country.

{Camera zooms out so we see a bird's eye view of Free Country.}

STRONG BAD: Free Country is in the United States of America.

{Camera zooms out so we see a satellite picture of U.S.A.}

STRONG BAD: The U.S. is in North America.

{Camera shows satellite picture of North America.}

STRONG BAD: North America is on Earth.

{Zooms out to show earth.}

STRONG BAD: That concludes my section of where I am now. We will now bring in Professor Bubs of the Crazy Go Nut University.

BUBS: Thank you Strong Bad. OK. Earth is in the Solar System.

{Camera zooms out to the place for the rest of the email.}

BUBS: The Solar System is in Orion Spiral Arm.

BUBS: Orion Spiral Arm is in the Milky Way Galaxy.

BUBS: The Milky Way is in Local Cluster.

BUBS: Local Cluster is in the Local Super-Cluster.

BUBS: Local Super-Cluster is in the Universe.

BUBS: Might I remind you that we offer tours of the Universe with me, Bubs. For more information go to Bub's Concessi-

STRONG BAD: {interrupting} That will do! Well, is that enough information for you, Homestar? The Paper please:

Click here to email Strong Bad

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Easter Eggs

  • Click on "Homestar" at the end of the email for this:

{Cut to Homestar in his house}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {dazed, sparks coming from his head, in the dazed voice he used in "car"} The Earth is in The Universe but so is the Milky Way that the taste is Mega Spiral Arm-like of which North America plays a part in the Pluto.

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