Strong Bad Email/Weird Stuff

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Summary

Today, Shim-Sham-Sam is making the email. Why? I don't know.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, The Cheat, Homebad (Strong Bad in Homestar's body), Strong Star (Homestar in Strong Bad's body), What's Her Face (Easter Egg), Strong Sad (Easter Egg)

Transcript

STRONG BAD: It is the email and the email and the email!

{Then Strong Bad presses enter, making the following email pop up.}

Subject: Homsar's house</br> Dear Strong Bad,
You suck! You are not cool!
I don't like you! Just kidding!
Anyway, where does Homsar live?
--Jake
P.S.:If you delete this email, a horrible
curse will befall you.

{Strong Bad stops reading the email before "Just kidding!"}

STRONG BAD: {typing} WHAT??? You think I suck and am not cool? That's it! You're a Strong Sad fan who worships Strong Sad... ism. DELETED!

{Strong Bad deletes the email. Then the following email pops up inexplicably, for it suddenly appeared.}

Subject: WARNING – SWITCH UP!
Strong Bad, I regret to inform you that when you wake up tomorrow morning you
will be in Homestar Runner's body. You will have his voice and speech
inpendiments and everything. To make matters worse, Homestar will
awaken in YOUR body. It will be like this for the whole day, whether you like it or not.
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news,
Joshua B., Charleston SC

STRONG BAD: Meh, must be the idiot fans. DELETED!

{Strong Bad deletes the email.}

HOMESTAR: {off-screen} Hey Strong Bad.

{Then we cut to a full view of the computer room. Homestar seems to be standing on a trapdoor (perhaps).}

STRONG BAD: What? Are you going to annoy me again?

HOMESTAR: Yes! I mean... yes!

{The Cheat comes with a remote control.}

STRONG BAD: Oh! You mean it's ready?

THE CHEAT: {Cheat noises}

STRONG BAD: All right, The Cheat! Let her rip!

{The Cheat presses the red button on the remote control, emitting a beep as the trapdoor opens, making Homestar fall two feet.}

HOMESTAR: Ooh! That was fun!

STRONG BAD: The Cheat! I thought we were opting for the bottomless pit! Not a two-foot pit!

{Homestar begins dancing in place.}

THE CHEAT: {Angry Cheat noises}

{Then we cut to the basement, where Strong Mad is on the couch, watching TV. Homestar's dancing legs are on top of Strong Mad's head.}

STRONG MAD: I HAVE A FUNNY HAT!

{Then we go back to the computer room.}

STRONG BAD: Why won't you get lost and... die? Like Homsar, or Joel.

HOMESTAR: What? I didn't hear you.

STRONG BAD: Oh man, now I seriously need an aspirin.

{Then we see a title card, which says "Next Day".}

{Then we cut to Homestar's room. Homestar gets out of bed.}

HOMESTAR: Ugh! That was a terrible day yesterday! Homestar would never leave me alone. And The Cheat messed up on the bottomless pit, as usual.

{Then we cut to a bathroom.}

HOMESTAR: That's strange. This doesn't look like my house.

{Then Homestar looks at the mirror.}

HOMESTAR: AHH!!! I'm in HOMESTAR'S BODY!!! MY NIGHTMARES HAVE COME TRUE!

{Then Homestar (or Homebad) runs out of the bathroom and we hear banging noises.}

HOMEBAD: Oh crap! This loser has stairs?

{Then we cut to the computer room, where Strong Bad (or Strong Star) is checking emails on the Lappy 486.}

STRONG STAR: All right, you maggot! Let's check some mails!

sbemail.exe

Syntax Error

STRONG STAR: What? Oh! It's high-fi! I guess.

{Strong Star types in the same thing to get the same response. He does this for five minutes before the Lappy shuts down.}

STRONG STAR: What? All right! I'm going to go to the bottom of this!

{Strong Star runs to the right and trips and stays in that position.}

{Then The Paper comes down, saying: To be continued.}

Easter Eggs

• Click on Strong Sad... ism while Strong Bad is typing to see a picture of What's Her Face in front of a picture of Strong Sad's head.

Fun Facts

• The reason I (Shim-Sham-Sam) wrote this email is because this is an April Fools gimmick for the Other Character Emails. For example, Shopiom is doing Tuqee Lukee's Homestar emails.
• The part with Homestar and the trapdoor is from HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS (2005's April Fools for Homestar Runner) in the Strong Bad email segment.
• Strong Bad telling Homestar to die like Homsar or Joel is referencing to the fact that even though they die, they come back (and this happens to Joel multiple times in Bonus Stage).
• Homebad falling down the stairs is referencing Homestar Presents: Presents.