Strong Bad Email/Toast

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This email is one of the early emails created on the Fanstuff Wiki. While it is less then 20 lines long, it should be left alone, as it is in the vault.

Summary: Strong Bad checks to see what happens to toast in the Microwave.

Cast: (in order of appearance) Strong Bad, Mrs. Bennedetto

Transcript

STRONG BAD: Email makes the world go round, the world go round, the world go round! {brings up email}

Subject: Bubs won?

Dear Long Lost Brother Bad
How did Bubs win the race?
And why can't you put toast in the microwave?
Your Long Lost Bro

Limoman

STRONG BAD: Dear Strong Bad, some random question! Why can't you put toast in the mircrowave? Your humble servant, Stimpson J> CatRetrieved. Well Stimpy, let's find out!

{cut to Strong Bad and Mrs. Bennedetto. Strong Bad places a piece of toast inside and turns it on. The toast immediately turns into powder.}

STRONG BAD: See Stimps, the toast goes all powdery.

{cut back to computer} Now to go play some online games!

{a message pops up on the screen}

You have 1 new message(s)

STRONG BAD: Huh? {clicks on the message}

Subject: HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY

Dear Stong Bad,
Do you like Powdered Toast?

From Stimpson J. CatRetrieved

STRONG BAD: Ugh, I DON'T LIKE POWDERED TOAST! ENOUGH WITH THIS NONSENSE! Now, instead of deleteing this email... I shall print it out and put it in the microwave and watch it reduce to powder! Bwa-ha-ha! {exits. The Paper comes down}