Strong Bad Email/Thirteen
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OTHER CHARACTER EMAIL STRONG BAD #13
Subject: Thirteen
From: Homestar Runner
Cast (In order of appearance): Strong Bad
Boring!
Transcript
{Strong Bad types "strongbad_email.exe".}
Dear Strong Bah,</br> Why awe you a westleing man? Why Do you call me stupied? </br> Why do you talk... er type with wresterman gloves on?</br> Why do I say ert+? Why are you afraid when I say ert+? Did you get a</br> viwus? Did you get 400,000 viwuses? </br> Well, I like it when you have the viwuses, because I get to look like</br> a Robot. and I get to pick up words. and i get to float.</br> its gonna B grate to be your freind.</br> Homestar Runner
STRONG BAD: {typing and saying} Okay, okay, okay. Question one: Why am I a westleing man? Well that's like saying "Why are you stupied?". Question two: Why do I talk... er type with wresterman gloves on? Because I'm a "westleing man" according to you. Question three: Why do you say ert+? I don't believe you have. Question four: Why am I afraid when you say ert+? Like I said, you never said that. Question five: Did I get a viwus? No. I got a virus though. Question six: Did I get 400,000 viwuses? How can I get 400,000 viwuses if I said I haven't even had one before. Now, to make this e-mail not boring, I'll start eating cupcakes and yelling at the KOT for stealing my floppy games.
{The Paper comes down and "back" appears in the bottom corner.}
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{After 10 seconds...}
STRONG BAD: That was one of the crappiest Strong Bad Emails ever.
