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OTHER CHARACTER EMAIL STRONG BAD #7

Subject: Strong Glad

From: Lyzz

Cast (In order of appearance): Strong Bad, Strong Glad

Strong Bad guides us through what happened to Strong Glad.

Transcript

{Strong Bad types "strongbad_email.exe".}


STRONG BAD: {typing and saying} So you want to know what happened to Strong Glad? Well it's a long story. Well, rather it is pretty short. But first we'll will talk about Strong Dad. The answer is {slowly and quietly} yes. Yes, you can't forget Strong Dad or Strong Cad. {talking normal} And now, on to Strong Glad. Strong Glad is my long lost sister. Every bit of what I said was true. She is long and fat, she's lost and stupid and she's my - well actually she isn't my sister. So she's long and lost. So now the Story of Strong Glad, by Strong Bad.

{Cut to Strong Glad in front of a forest.}

STRONG GLAD: {Voice is the opposite to Strong Sad's. She is talking to a flower.} Hi magic pixies, I am going on a date with Strong Sad. Where does he live?

{Nothing happens.}

STRONG GLAD: That's alright! Take your time now. Oh? He lives in Free Country? OK!

STRONG BAD: {voice-over} So Strong Glad went across the lands and finally reached Free Country, USA. Home to the flying byte. She came to my house. I was the unfortunate one. I answered the door.

{Strong Bad in the story opens front door.}

STRONG BAD: Hello?

STRONG GLAD: Strong Sad? Strong Sad? Oh Strong Sad, you lost weight. Can I come in?

STRONG BAD: You're looking for Strong Sad are you? Well um... {obviously pretending} Strong Sad um... doesn't want to see you anymore.

STRONG GLAD: Really? I want proof.

STRONG BAD: OK, I get him.

{Strong Bad walks inside pretending to get Strong Sad.}

STRONG BAD: {from inside house, imitating Strong Sad with a whiny voice, far away} Strong Glad, I never want to see you ever again.

{Strong Glad runs in to the field. A flying saucer is up above. It beams Strong Glad up.}

STRONG BAD: {in computer room} That's the story of Strong Glad. Of course, I the creator couldn't think of any good endings for Strong Glad, so we just put in a flying saucer.

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