Strong Bad Email/Spelling Bee

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OTHER CHARACTER EMAIL STRONG BAD #1

From: Lunar Jesters

Cast (In order of appearance): Strong Bad, Coach Z, Homestar Runner

Strong Bad participates in a spelling bee.

Transcript

{Strong Bad types "strongbad_email.exe".}

subject: Spelling Bee

Hello Stong Bad,

r u a goood speler? cuz i am in a spelin bee wil u help me?

whut the heck is mi nam

{Strong Bad pronounces "stong" as "STONG", "goood" as "GEUWD", "cuz" as "COOOZ", "whut" as "WOOT" and "nam" as "NAM"}

STRONG BAD: {typing and saying} Am I a good speler? Whut do u think? Of course I am. Have a look tomorrow at the spelin bee.

{Cut to "The Next Day..."}

{Cut to a stage outside with a banner above saying "Spelling Bee". Homestar and Strong Bad on stage.}

COACH Z: {off-screen} All right boys! It's down to you two! This is the final round of the Free Country Spelling Bee! Strong Bad, your word is electric {prounces it like alestryk}.

STRONG BAD: What? What kind of word is "alestryk"?

COACH Z: Sorry there Strong Bad! That's your word!

STRONG BAD: Oh crap! OK, let's see. Alestryk. A-L-E -

COACH Z: {interrupting} Wrong! Strong Bad, you are out only if Homestar gets this word right.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: What?

COACH Z: Your word is "Runner".

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh! That's easy! You see Strong Bah, certain people has names. My name is Homestar Runner. Homestar Runner is my name, and Runner is in it. Thereforge, I can spell Runner! Runner. R-U-N-N-E-R. Runner.

COACH Z: Correct! You have won the Spelling Bee! Your prize, proudly sponsered by Bubs Concession Stand, is a Compy 386!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yay! Now I can send emails to Strong Bah all the time.

{Cut back to Strong Bad at computer.}

STRONG BAD: Man, that was embar-

{"You have 1 unread email/s" pops-up, interrupting Strong Bad.}

STRONG BAD: I said: Man that wa-

{"You have 2 unread email/s" pops-up again. The 2 quickly increases amd stops at 45.}

STRONG BAD: I guess I'll have to finish there. Good bye!

{Strong Bad leaves the Lappy.}

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Easter Eggs

• If you wait for the new emails to stop at 59, a message comes up on the Lappy: "Not enough Hard Drive Space (2MB/2MB)".