Strong Bad Email/Robot
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Summery
Strong Bad builds a Mech!
Cast (in order of appearence): Strong Bad, Homestar, Strong Sad, Bubs, Pom Pom (easter egg), Poopsmith (easter egg), Coach Z (easter egg), Homsar (easter egg)
Places: Strong Bad's computer room, Arena, Bubs Concession Stand, Strong Badia
Date: April 2, 2008
Transcript
STRONG BAD: {singing and typing "strongbad_email.exe} Its time for me to do that email thing!
subject:Mech/robotDear The Man,
I just love your emails! As in, a lot. But anyways, what is your idea of your
cool personal mech/robot? And, by the way, you can answer to either mech or robot.
Your report, you decide! Hee, Hee! Catcha around, Strong Rad!
With lots of *you can guess*,
Some unimportant name.
Some state you don't care for
{said "period" after "Some uninportaint name." and "no period" after "Some state you don't care about"}
STRONG BAD: {typing} O.K. I must say I'm disappointed, my name isn't Strong Rad! Or The Man! And I need some name to forget later in this email! But I'll let it slide....This Time. {clears screen} Well you have a good point there someone, a mech or robot would help me in someways. Witch should I pick? Ah! I know! Hey! Homestar!
HOMESTAR: {coming from the right} What is up with the times? My dog? My man? My goo....
STRONG BAD: {cuts homestar off} Now you lisen here! I need to decide what to build, a mech or a robot.
HOMESTAR: Oh, well I would choose...
STRONG BAD: I wasn't asking you to tell your thoughts! Hey! Strong Sad! {homestar starts to go} You wait right here, no pants!
STRONG SAD: {coming from the left} What is it? I was in the middle of watching scien...
STRONG BAD: No one cares, now Homestar, you are team "mech".
STRONG SAD: Tecnicly, its called a mechadroid.
STRONG BAD: Like I said, NO ONE CARES! You are team "robot" Strong Sad.
HOMESTAR: So, what we race or something?
STRONG BAD: No.
{cut to scene where homestar and strong sad are in an arena and homestar is wearing some padding}
HOMESTAR: Hey, Strong Sad, your going down! {Strong Sad runs away} Woah. That was easy!
STRONG BAD: {back at the computer and typing} Well appeariantly I'll build a mech. Well, off to Bubs go!
{goes to bubs's}
BUBS: Hey, Strong Bad! What can I get for you?
STRONG BAD: I need material and a team of workers for a mech I'm working on.
BUBS: Well all that'll cost you is $500...
STRONG BAD: What?!!?
BUBS: ...per day.
STRONG BAD: Well what if I can pay $600 once?
BUBS: Where are you gonna get $600 in a few days?
STRONG BAD: Oh! I have my ways.
{the screen fades and comes back to bubs, strong bad walks up}
BUBS: You've been gone for less than an hour! Where is this money stash of yours?
STRONG BAD: Shhhhh, I stole the money from Strong Sad. Here you go. {gives him the cash}
BUBS: All the materials are at strong badia. Oh and the team you asked for, they're working for you. {buzzer rings} Oh, now they're done!
STRONG BAD: Say sbu.
BUBS: Sbu. Look, I lost my super power, again.
{strong bad goes away to strong badia, we see vector strong bad whos top is off}
STRONG BAD: Cool! {jumps in the top of vector strong bad it starts to float} Woah! It flies!?!? This will help me in twise as many crimes as before! I wonder what this button's for. {he turns invisable} Holy Crap! this was so worth Strong Sad's $600!!
{homestar walks in, strong bad turns visable}
HOMESTAR: Hey Strong Bad! Your watch exploded in the microwave {Holds up blackend watch} And I'm giving it back! Oh! There you are! Nice giant floting head!
STRONG BAD: Get outa here!
{he presses another button, lazers shoot out of vector strong bad's eyes, homestar runs away yelling}
STRONG BAD: This thing is awesome!
HOMESTAR: {Peeking his head on screen} Oh, Strong bad, you forgot your watch. {throws the watch into vector strong bads mouth, it starts beeping} Bye Strong Bah.
STRONG BAD: This thing's gonna blow!! {He jumps off screen, the head explodes, leving rubble, strong bad coms back on screen} Why does this allways happen to meeee!!
{the new paper comes down}
Easter Eggs
- Click on Strong Bad to see "The Team Of Workers".
{Pom Pom and the Poopsmith are clocking out}
BUBS: {intercom} No, no, no. Don't clock out yet! Homestar needs us to fix a microwave.
POM POM: {Bubbles}
- Click on the rubble to see Homestar giving a tour.
{Homestar is leading a tour of coach z and homsar, they walk on screen}
HOMESTAR: ...and if you look to your left, you'll see a destroied mechadroid. {he walks off screen, coach z and homsar follow}
