Strong Bad Email/N & N's

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OTHER CHARACTER EMAIL STRONG BAD #4

From: Mitchell Smith

Cast (In order of appearance): Strong Bad, Bubs, The Cheat, Homsar

Strong Bad goes back in time again.

Transcript

{Strong Bad types "strongbad_email.exe".}

subject: N & N's

I've heard the whole of your e-mails and I especaily like "Homsar 2". Were those N & N's Nice?! Well, Strong Bad, I guess I proved you wrong with your thought of Time Travel being impossible. Well, Your Past self isn't gonna know about those N&N's until he is you. So, I think you should go into the past and tell your Past self where those N & N's went. Oh! And bring me some of Full time Guns before they were destroyed. I liked those.

-Mitchell Smith (Again), Australia

{Strong Bad pronounces "especaily" as "ES-pek-ail-ee", and Mitchell as Mit C. Hell.}

STRONG BAD: {typing and saying} Where is the greeting, Mit? What happened to "Hi Strong Bad", or "Yo S.B.", or like "Dear Stong Bud"? And what's a "Full Time Gun"? Well, I'll try to get one for you, if Bubs ever makes a program that sends objects. I'ld like to see you try to send objects on a computer, Mit C. Anyways, let's go back in time...

{Strong Bad types "open timetravel.exe". "How far back in time would you like to travel?". Strong Bad types "same as last time, only 5 minutes before". There is a white flash... Strong Bad is all of a sudden sitting in front of a square computer called "Bestie 67.8".}

STRONG BAD FROM THE PRESENT: Hi Bestie. I should get out of here in case I see myself arrive in this time. Well I'll drop by Bub's Concession Stand and buy Mit a "Full Time Gun".

{Strong Bad walks to Bub's Concession Stand.}

STRONG BAD FROM THE PRESENT: Hey Bubs, got any so-called "Full Time Guns"?

BUBS FROM THE PAST: Your head's big Strong Bad! Anyway, you're just in time! I was gonna destroy them tomorrow cos no one wanted them anymore. It'll cost you 20 dollars.

{Strong Bad pays for the gun and walks behind a bush near a stick. He sees Strong Bad from the present in the past walk to The Stick. He doesn't notice Strong Bad from the present.}

STRONG BAD FROM THE PRESENT IN THE PAST: What? That was The Stick? More like The Twig! Who's that?

{In the distance, we see Strong Bad from the past talking to The Cheat.}

STRONG BAD FROM THE PAST: {Strong Bad from the past has a small head} OK The Cheat, we just take these 57 Boxes of N & N's and go back to my basement. Let's go!

STRONG BAD FROM THE PRESENT IN THE PAST: Those N & N's were nice, but some were missing. In fact, we went upstairs quickly, and by the time we came back, 40 packs were missing!

{Homsar from the past walks in without the normal walking sound. On his shirt is "Dr Homsar".}

HOMSAR FROM THE PAST: {with an English accent} Hello there, Strong Bad. A pleasant day, this is.

STRONG BAD FROM THE PRESENT: Not this again...

{Strong Bad from the present in the past angrily punches Homsar from the past in the head.}

HOMSAR FROM THE PAST: {in his voice that he has today} How's my ovens going, Strong Bad?

STRONG BAD FROM THE PRESENT IN THE PAST: I think that I was the reason for Homsar's dumbness. Isn't that weird. I travelled back in time and cause Homsar to be stupid. I better go back to the basement and get back to my real time.

{Strong Bad from the present in the past walks off.}

STRONG BAD FROM THE PRESENT: Do I really sound like that?

{Homsar from the past sees Strong Bad from the present and walks towards him.}

HOMSAR FROM THE PAST: Hi there old cookie dough! Walk there now here? It tears me up inside.

STRONG BAD FROM THE PRESENT: Shut up Homsar, I need to do something important.

{Strong Bad from the present trys to walk away, but Homsar stands in his way, and doesn't let Strong Bad from the present move.}

HOMSAR FROM THE PAST: Cookie dough, I've had enough of your dirty literature.

{Homsar from the past walks away. Strong Bad walks back to his basement, and travels back to the present}

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