Strong Bad Email/Inbox
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subject:night club
Hey stro-bro, What would happen if you made a night club, and everyone went to it? -Micah
subject:go! strong racer! go!
so strobro, if you could make a bakugan of you, how would it work? -an obsessed fan
From DH41
Subject: reality show
Dear Strongest of the Bad, If you could make your own reality show, what would it be about? -DH41
From Tekken
Subject: film festival
Sup Strong Bad, If you made your own horror movie, what would it be like? Most of the scary movies here are BORING with a capital "B". Please make a really REALLY scary one. From,Tekken Hailing from the town of Eastern Michigan City
From: Chwoka
Subject:Return of timetravel.exe
Dear Strong Bad, Why don't you go back in time again, or forward. Or you could stop yourself from making Homsar so annoying. Signed, Chwoka (Chuh-woah-kuh)
From: Pop_tire
Subject:I don't even know what a subject is!!! But you still smell like pea soup!!!
Dear Strong Bah, Why awe you a westleing man? Why Do you call me stupied? Why do you talk... er type with wresterman gloves on? Why do I say ert+? Why are you afraid when I say ert+? Did you get a viwus? Did you get 400,000 viwuses? Well, I like it when you have the viwuses, because I get to look like a Robot. and I get to pick up words. and i get to float. its gonna B grate to be your freind. Homestar Runner
From: Homsar999
Subject: Plumail
Dear Strong Bad, I am a plum who is twenty inches away from the verge of the carnival. I like breadtangles. Roger Clemens & milk are a delight. Pshooo! Pride of the peaches, Homsar999
From: Dan
Subject: Wrestle-Man
Dear Strong Bad, Are you are real wrestle-man? I'm hope that u r. -Dan
From: Shopiom
Subject: Commandos
Dear Strong Bad, Has The Cheat's popularity benefited at all since Cheat Commandos? -Shopiom
From: Tuquee Lukee
Subject: COOL
Dear Strong Bad, Do you remember when you used to be COOL? --Tuquee Lukee
From: Lunar Jesters
Subject: Cooking
StRoNg BaD GiVe Me CoOkInG AdViCe AnD tHaNkS fOr ThE SpElLiNg TiPs I rEmEmBeReD mY nAmE
From: oopsyoubwokeit
Subject: do you need to know?
Strongbad, If you were homestar, what would you do? Sincerly, I don't know my own name
From: oopsyoubwokeit
Subject: homestaria
Dear Strong Bad, Homestar took over "Strong Badia" and renamed it, right? Kill him for that. Seriously, kill him for that. -Your #3 fan
From: Rey the Rey
Subject: smartypants
Hey, Strong Bad! Who would you consider the smartest out of all of [insert neglected name for providence here]? -Rey the Rey
From:stinkoman
Subject:Those freakin' Boxing Gloves
For Strong Bad, Hi? How do you type with those Boxin' Gloves?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!? -stinkoman
From:Stinkoman K
Subject:double beating
Dear Strong Bad, I think you should schedule beating of Strong Sad and Homestar at the same time. That way you can do more work in less time! Stinkoman K
From Stotheb
Subject: Cerrbellumed!
Dear My Good pal Strong Bad How's it goin? You once said in your comics, CEREBELLUMED! Did you know the cerrebellum is a part of the brain that controls balance? Why not hold a contest to see who has the best cerrebellum? From Brandon(aka Stotheb) [[Category: Other Character Email Strong Bad]]
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Subjet:The Cheat Hi Strong Bubs! Iwas thniking, what do you look like under your ressleing Mask?? Also i want to no if i can have The Cheat, A.K.A Ilko. form, Miggleopterex Man, A.K.A. "Miggle of The Middle"
From: Stotheb
Subject: Why?
Dear Strong Bad, Why wear pants? Creappy pants all the time get some. Maybe parachute, maybe clown care. Some ants toot! Stotheb
From: Tara (a/k/a/ Scroll Buttons) Subject: i love you!
Dear Strong Bad, I love you! I took a quiz and I turned out to have the exact same personality as you! I was like, "Holy Crap! I have the same personality as Strong Bad!" So, email me back, and... yeah! Love, Scroll Buttons
Tayn Cdnuhk Pyt, Oui cilg. From, Homeschool Winner ps: This is not a virus, it is Al Bhed
From: Ultrapoopaw Subject: family Dear SB: I have often heard Coach Z, Marzipan, and even Homsar mention a family. Do you have parents and/or children? The Cheat does not count. Yours, Poopawultror
From: Limoman (A.K.A The guy named Strong Lad who had to move out because he had super-powers
Subject: Bubs won?
Dear Long Lost Brother Bad How did Bubs win the race? And why can't you put toast in the microwave? Your Long Lost Bro Limoman
What would you look like if you fused with The king of town? Yo yo mom
From:Mini-Trogdor
Subject: HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
Dear Stong Bad,<br /> Do you like Powdered Toast? From Stimpson J. Cat
From:An Eskimo
Subject: Movie
Dear Stong Bad,<br /> What's your favorite nonDangeresque movie From Something you don't wanna read.
Subgect:Better
From:Limoman
Dear brother Bad Are you better yet I'm tired of looking after You,SM,The Cheat,SS,Bubs,Coach Z,Marzipan,Homestar and for some reason Homsar ~Limoman
Subject:Mech/Robot From:Darkton
Dear The Man, I just love your e-mails! As in, a lot. But anyways, what is your idea of your cool personal mech/robot? And, by the way, you can answer to either mech or robot. You report, you decide! Hee, hee! Catcha around, Strong Rad! With lots of *you can guess*, Some unimportant name. Some state which you don't care for
Subject: CRAP!
From: The Crapmeister
HOLY CRAP! Why is it that the crapiest of the crappy crap is always like crap and crappy crap crap? oh CRAP! Crapfully Crappy Crap, The Crapmeister
From:
TheCheese Trophy!
Subject: Best friend
I say the holy crap, Who was your best friend in school? -TheCheesiest
Subject: fortune teller
From: Eh! Van
Strong Bad, Have you ever been to a fortune teller? If not, you should. If so, what did he/she/it/whatever say? With carp (Yes, I mean carp), Eh! Van
Subject: why do people care about it??
From: Qwertyuiop
Dear Strong Bad, Why does everyone care how you can type with boxing gloves on? Maybe you should ask them, in an... interview, or something. With Parc, Qwertyuiop
subject: Time Warp
from Super Joe
Dear Strong Bad, I was wondering what you would do if you did the time warp! I mean, I've seen something like this before in "Rocky Horror Picture Show". But, I really want to see you do the time warp and either jump to the left or take a step to the right. Got that? I really want to watch you do the time warp again? -Super Joe, Area 12
subject:cat
Dear strong bad, do you ever see a cat, kissed a cat,eat a cat or stomp a cat? You better,m'kay? better than that,loose some weight, m'kay? from, Mr. Mackey from South Park, Colorado
subject:fraud
Dear Strong Bad, We would like to wonder if you'd sign up for our new long distance package? If not, can I interest you in some genuine aligator hooves? -Insurance Pete
from20EXTY6
subject:the cheat
Dear Strong Bad, How long are you ever going to see The Cheat? Will it be about the next X0 years, even? From, Kid Chameleon Duluth,MN
from QBeez
subject:stong bad
Hey strong bad! Whatever happened to Homsar's rival, Stong Bad? Oh, and also tell me what happened to Stong Mad and Stong Sad. Bylo, Gabe Marcus Ponchatoula, LA
from Jastuk55
subject:The Cheat
Hey Strong bad! How do i get my own The Cheat? Jastuk55 Belgrade,SRB
Subject: ROOLS
U ROOL,SB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From Man-o-man
Subject:Hypotist
Hey Coolest Man Alive!, Have you ever, A:Been Hypnotised? B:Hypnotised some one else? Thanks! From, The guy ranked second in coolenss. ---- Subject: Bestness or something.. Dear Person is awesome and is WAY cooler than Strong Crap, I have some things to ask you. 1.What is your number YOU ROCK! 2.What is the exact day your awesome videro game come out? 3.How did you get so awsome? I wish to meet you..(So I kick Teh Cheat and meet you.) 4.CAN YOU ANSWER THE QUESTIONS?!?! With ''love,'' SynJr (Dalton T.) Fort Payne AL ---- Subject: The Paper Dear Strong Bad, I realise how much you miss The Paper. Maybe you could show a slideshow of all of The Paper's appearances? Thomas Australia ---- Subject: rock opera sequel Dear Strong Bad, Your rock opera in sbemail125 was awesome. Could you please do another one now that you have 80+ more emails? Thomas from Australia. ---- Subject: Top 10 To Strong Bad the great dancer. We've seen your Bttom 10, waht is your top 10? From someone that's a gir
