Strong Bad Email/Horror Movie

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NOT QUITE STRONG BAD EMAIL 31!

Strong Bad's gonna make a movie. How's it gonna turn out? Find out and see.

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STRONG BAD: {Singing} Email is a catastrophe! There's a monopoly!!!! {The email comes up}

Sup Strong Bad,
If you made your own horror movie, what would it be like?
Most of the scary movies here are BORING with a capital "B".
Please make a really REALLY scary one.

From,Tekken
Hailing from the town of Eastern Michigan City

{Pronounces "B" as "Buh" and says his name as "Star Trek nerd"}

STRONG BAD: {Typing} Well Treky, horror movies are alot like board games. If you make a mistake, you have to miss a turn! Or go to jail. You see, there's certain affects you have to grasp onto. Like the "Suspeneseegh" effect.

{A graphic of the "Suspeneseegh" effect comes on screen. The writing is like blood and a cartoony Strong Sad is beside it}

STRONG BAD: {Typing} Suspeneseegh is {The graphic comes down} a powerful horror movie cliche. Check out this clip.

{We cut to Strong Sad inside of a dark wooden room.}

STRONG SAD:Hello? HELLO?!

{A shadow of Homestar emerges on the walls. It keeps getting closer}

STRONG SAD:Where wham I?

{The shadow falls down}

STTRONG SAD:AHH!

{We close up on a body covered with a blanket}

STRONG SAD:I'll take the blanket off, I guess.

{Strong Sad's hand reaches down to pick the blanket off but a knife is held to his hand. Cut to a wide shot of Strong Sad and a shadowy figure with a knife.}

SHADOWY FIGURE:Don't open the blanket, man.

more later.

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