Strong Bad Email/Homsar Repellent

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This email is one of the early emails created on the Fanstuff Wiki. While it is less then 20 lines long, it should be left alone, as it is in the vault.

OTHER CHARACTER EMAIL STRONG BAD #8

Subject: Homsar Repellent

From: Markie

Cast (In order of appearance): Strong Bad, Homsar

We see the new Homsar Repellent in action!

Transcript

{Strong Bad types "strongbad_email.exe".}

Subject: Homsar repellent

Dear Strong Bad,
What is the best way to get rid of Homsar?
Your devoted fan,

Markie


STRONG BAD: {typing and saying} So, you want to get rid of Homsar. You have two options. One: Drop a Heavy Lourde on him.

{Cut to Heavy Lourde being dropped on Homsar exactly like homsar, then cut back to Strong Bad.}

STRONG BAD: {typing and saying} Or buy my new Homsar Repellent for $1.99.

VOICE OVER: {quickly and quietly} Postage and handling $39.99.

{Cut to Strong Bad spraying some Homsar Repellent.}

STRONG BAD: Step 1: Spray the product near doors, windows and any other place that little weirdos can get in.

{Cut to Homsar walking up to Strong Bad's house.}

STRONG BAD: Step 2: See what happens.

{Homsar walks up to the door.}

HOMSAR: The love of my life is a cup of tongue and cheek away.

{Homsar walks away. Cut to Strong Bad on his laptop.}

STRONG BAD: {types "Step 3:"} Step 3: um... Step 3: um ... {backspaces "Step 3:" then types and says} That's the best way to get rid of Homsar.

Click here to email Strong Bad

[back

Easter Eggs

  • Click on the word "best" to make a sign appear advertising the new Homsar Zapper.


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