Strong Bad Email/Homestar's Stupidity

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OTHER CHARACTER EMAIL STRONG BAD #5

From: Tompkins

Cast (In order of appearance): Strong Bad, Homestar Runner

Strong Bad gets asked why Homestar gets stupider every year.

Transcript

{Strong Bad types "strongbad_email.exe".}

subject: Homestar's Stupidity

Dear Strong Bad,

How come homestar gets stupider each year? maybe you should get to the bottom of this!
axsomely yours

tompkins, from the back of your computer room!

{Strong Bad pronounces "axsomely" as "ax-SOM-lee.}

STRONG BAD: {typing and saying} Homestar's getting stupider? Could it be? Are the legends true? I don't think so. You see-

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {to right of desk, interrupting} So I says to him slash her: "Why do you thinks you has the wrongs?" And like-

STRONG BAD: Homestar, what do you think you are doing?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh hi, Strong Bubs, I was just talking on my mobile phone.

STRONG BAD: What? There's no mobile phone.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Of course there is. If there isn't one, who would I be talking to? I mean, the first sign of stupidity is talking to yours self.

{Close-up of Strong Bad.}

STRONG BAD: The first sign of stupidity is you.

{Zooms out. Homestar is gone.}

STRONG BAD: Homestar? Was I just talking to myself? No way.

HOMESTAR'S VOICE: Hello? Who's there?

STRONG BAD: Homestar! I'm over here!

{Homestar walks to Strong Bad}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh! Hi Strong Bubs!

STRONG BAD: Look, some weirdo called Tompkins would like to know why every year you get stupider.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I guess I've been spending too much time with Homsar. I mean, he is my brother.

STRONG BAD: What? Homsar's your brother.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Really? Cool! I better spend more time with him! Farewell, old buddy.

{Homestar runs off.}

STRONG BAD: {typing and saying} Well, there you have it Tompkins.

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Easter Eggs

• If you click on Strong Bad's head while Homestar says "Oh hi, Strong Bubs, I was just talking on my mobile phone", a white box appears with a picture of a combination of Strong Bad and Bubs.