Strong Bad Email/Election

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OTHER CHARACTER EMAIL STRONG BAD #12

Subject: Election

From: thatkidsam

Cast (In order of appearance): Strong Bad, Homestar Runner

An election for Strongbadia? No way.

Transcript

{Strong Bad types "strongbad_email.exe".}

STRONG BAD: {typing and saying} Look, Lil Sam, that idea could ruin the place to be. But then again, maybe we should...

HOMESTAR: {in distance} Hey Strong Bah, can I rule Stongbabian? I'll give out free dogs!

STRONG BAD: {typing and saying} That gives me an idea. It will prove how popular I am! We will have an election between Homestar and me!

{Cut to stage where Strong Bad and Homestar are sitting behind a desk in front of a large audience. Like in sbemail_22. Behind Strong Bad standing are The Cheat and Strong Mad. Behind Homestar are Homsar and Strong Sad.}

HOMESTAR: Vote for me, and I'll give you all a complimentary breakfast?

{Crowd cheers.}

STRONG BAD: Vote for our party and we'll all have um... a... party!

{A quarter of the crowd cheers, the rest murmuring.}

HOMESTAR: I beat you that cheese is better!

{Crowd cheers even louder.}

STRONG BAD: What? That doesn't make any sense anyway! I'm cooler!

{The crowd boos.}

PERSON IN THE CROWD: {yells out} Cheese is cool!

ANOTHER PERSON IN THE CROWD: {yells out} Yeah! Don't bag cheese.

HOMESTAR: I will build a new fence around the pla-

STRONG BAD: {interrupting} We'll have a giant party!

HOMESTAR: Nope, sorry, I say we won't.

STRONG BAD: Hey, I get to choose since I'm the ruler of Strongbadia!

HOMESTAR: Not anymore, I won! Everyone has finished voting! The results were 100% Homestar and 0% Strong Bad.

STRONG BAD: What?

HOMESTAR: And while I'm primesidant of Stongbabian, I say we rename to Homestaria! Have a nice day!

{The Paper comes down and "back" appears in the bottom corner.}

Click here to email Strong Bad

BACK

{After 5 seconds...}

STRONG BAD: I have a feeling this will be mentioned in another email...

Easter Eggs

  • Click in the top right corner of the screen to see Homestar kicking the Stop Sign.