Strong Bad Email/Dr Homsar

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OTHER CHARACTER EMAIL STRONG BAD #3

From: Waylon

Cast (In order of appearance): Strong Bad, The Cheat, Homsar

Strong Bad finds out how to travel back in time, so he does. He finds out why Homsar is always talking nonsense.

Transcript

{Strong Bad types "strongbad_email.exe".}

subject: Dr Homsar

"Dear Strong Bad
When you attemted murder on homsar with the heavy lourde on him is that why hes always talk'in nonsense

sincerely,Waylon(NOT your biggest fan)"

{Strong Bad pronounces "attemted" as "ATT-em-ted", has a long pause between "on" and "him","hes" as "HEZ", "talk" as if it were the end of the sentence, he says "in nonsense" as if he were ending a sentence and yells "NOT".}

STRONG BAD: {typing and saying} No, Homsar wasn't always like that, but I didn't cause him brain damage. No one really knows why he suddenly became the stupid Homsar he is now. Homsar was once smarter than The Cheat!

THE CHEAT: {in background, noices}

STRONG BAD: Oh! Sorry The Cheat, but he was pretty smart.

{Suddenly, "new email" appears. Strong Bad goes to the menu with all the emails on it and clicks " did it!"}

Subject: I did it!

From: Bubs

Attachment: timetravel.exe

Hey Strong Bad,

I did it! I have made a program that will travel you in time. Just 
use the program!

Bubs.

STRONG BAD: Thanks Bubs!

{Strong Bad types "open timetravel.exe". "How far back in time would you like to travel?". Strong Bad types "very". There is a white flash...}

STRONG BAD: Woah!

{Strong Bad is all of a sudden sitting in front of a square computer called "Bestie 67.8".}

STRONG BAD: Hey, old Bestie! How are you going? No time, let's go!

{Cut to Strong Bad walking to The Stick.}

STRONG BAD: What? That was The Stick? More like The Twig! Who's that?

{In the distance, we see another Strong Bad talking to The Cheat.}

STRONG BAD FROM THE PAST: {Strong Bad from the past has a small head} OK The Cheat, we just take these 57 Boxes of N & N's and go back to my basement. Let's go!

STRONG BAD FROM THE PRESENT: Those N & N's were nice, but some were missing. In fact, we went upstairs quickly, and by the time we came back, 40 packs were missing!

{Homsar from the past walks in without the normal walking sound. On his shirt is "Dr Homsar".}

HOMSAR FROM THE PAST: {with an English accent} Hello there, Strong Bad. A pleasant day, this is.

{Strong Bad from the present angrily punches Homsar from the past in the head}

HOMSAR FROM THE PAST: {in his voice that he has today} How's my ovens going, Strong Bad?

STRONG BAD FROM THE PRESENT: I think that I was the reason for Homsar's dumbness. Isn't that weird. I travelled back in time and cause Homsar to be stupid. I better go back to the basement and get back to my real time.

{Strong Bad walks into basement. There is no one in the basement. There are boxes of "N & N"'s piled up.}

STRONG BAD FROM THE PRESENT: I'm feeling hungry. These N & N's look nice. I'll take them home.

{Strong Bad sits on the stool holding a pile of N & N's and types on the Bestie in red text "return me home". There is a white flash and Strong Bad is back in front of his Lappy.}

THE CHEAT: {noises}

STRONG BAD: No you misunderstand!

THE CHEAT: {noises angrily}

STRONG BAD: Look, I didn't steal these N & N's from us!

THE CHEAT: {noises angrily}

STRONG BAD: See, you can eat them now! We missed out on them in the past, but now I have them, so we can eat them to make up for it. Come on, let's go!

{Strong Bad and The Cheat leave.}

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