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OTHER CHARACTER EMAIL STRONG BAD #9 & #10

Subject: Boxing Day / Email Raps

From: Fred / Mitchell Smith

Cast (In order of appearance): Strong Bad

Strong Bad answers two emails!

Transcript

{Strong Bad types "strongbad_email.exe".}

Dear Strong Bad,</br> How did you celebrate boxing day, considering you wear boxing gloves 24/7?</br> Sincerely,</br> Fred

{Strong Bad says "24 slash 7" instead of "24 7" for "24/7".}

STRONG BAD: {typing and saying} Look, I don't know what Boxing Day is. I mean, I get heaps of emails talking about this "Christmas" {pronounces "christ-MASS" with the ch sound like the ch in choose}. Who ever heard of Christmas? Anyway-who, what do you mean Boxing Day? Is that to do with boxes or boxing? Or maybe both. Maybe Boxing Day is when we play boxing with boxes.

{Cut to The Field. Strong Bad is standing in front of a regualar cardboard box. He then punches it, and the box breaks, and has a hole. Cut back to Strong Bad at the laptop.}

STRONG BAD: {typing and saying} Aw Man! That was fun. I can't wait for Boxing Day again. Meanwhile, I can punch Homestar. That was so great, I think I'm gonna answer another email. In fact, I'm gonna sing an email rap for the first time in a while.

{Laptop screen is cleared.}

STRONG BAD: {while typing "strongbad_email.exe", singing} Oh, this is my first email rap in a while!

Dear Strong Bad,</br> Why don't you sing E-mail raps before you read E-mails anymore? I </br> never see you do it. Anyway, I was also wondering, How do you type </br> with Boxing Gloves on?</br> -Mitchell Smith, Australia

{Strong Bad doesn't read all of it at once.}

STRONG BAD: {reading email} Dear Strong Bad, why don't you sing email raps before you read emails anymore? I never see you do it.

STRONG BAD: {typing and saying} Uh, I just did.

STRONG BAD: {reading email} Anyway, I was also wondering, how do you type with, w-w-with, with, with BOXING GLOVES ON?

STRONG BAD: {typing and saying} Well Mitchell Smith, I've got a question for you: How do you type with no brain? DELETED!

{Laptop deletes email.}

STRONG BAD: Thanks for ruining Boxing Day.

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Easter Eggs

• Click on the upper left corner of the laptop screen to see Strong Bad punch Homestar three times.
• Click on boxing day to watch a DBZ-style boxing match between the box and Strong Bad.