Stinkoman Email.exe/8
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Brian sens a love email to Stinkoman. Stinkoman thinks it's a girl. 1-Up tells everyone that Stinkoman loves a guy.
Cast (In order of Apperance): Stinkoman, 1-Up, Pan Pan, Bubsuke, Marzichan
Places: Computer Room, 20X6 The Field, Bubsuke's Burger Stand, Marzichan's Answering Machine, The Big ol' Tree
Page Title: Tando 4XX!
Author: Young Roy
Transcript
STINKOMAN: {typin in "run stinkoman_email.exe"} I remember the time when I checked my email. {pulls up email}
Dear Stinkoman,
Every time I watch a cartoon with you in it,
I can't help but realize how incredibly gorgeous
you are. I love the way you walk around without
your shirt on so confidently. Anyways, I
was wondering if you would like to go
out sometime. Give me a call, Pan
Pan has my number.
Hopefully yours,
Brian
STINKOMAN: Oh, Brian. {typing} Well, Brian, i'd love to go out with you. You sound so beautiful and romantic, and stuff. yes, you are hopefully mine. {stops typing}
1-UP: Ha ha! {Cut to a wide shot of the Computer Room} You're in love with a GUY!
STINKOMAN: WHAT? Brian's a guy's name!
1-UP: Yep! I can't wait to rag on the guy! {runs off}
STINKOMAN: Grrrr....
{cut to 20X6 The Field. Pan Pan is sitting down, eating some rice. 1-Up comes running from the left}
1-UP: Hey, Pan Pan!
PAN PAN: {Stops eating} {Baddalang baddalang?}
1-UP: Stinkoman's gay! Ha ha ha ha!
PAN PAN: {Bada Badalang}
1-UP: ...I mean as in him liking a guy. Sheesh. {Runs off}
{Cut to Bubsuke's Burger Stand. 1-Up comes running up to Bubsuke}
BUBSUKE: Can i help you?
1-UP: I have valuable information, if you can pay for it.
BUBSUKE: I'll take it for Negative 10 dollars!
1-UP: SOLD! {gives Bubsuke 10 dollars} So, what's the info?
BUBSUKE: !-Up, you said you had the info.
1-UP: Oh, right. Stinkoman loves a guy!
BUBSUKE: Oh, this is good! I'll write it on my important info napkin! {Ducks inside the Stand, then comes up with a napkin with writing all over it.} Oh, crap! There's no room for any more info!
{1-Up runs off. Cut to Marzipan's Answering Machine}
MARZICHAN: {voice} Konichiwa! This is Marzichan! Leave me a message! {beep}
1-UP: {voice} Hey, marzichan! I just realized Stinkoman loves a guy! Oh, man. that's so funny! So, anyways, bye sweetie. {Beep}
{Cut to the Big Ol' Tree. 1-Up is facing the tree}
1-UP: So, big scary tree, Stinkoman just said he loves a- {record scratch}
STINKOMAN: {Comes out from behind the big ol' tree.} Urg. 1-Up, it wasn't on purpose. In fact, i've got to go edit that email. {Runs off}
{Cut back to the Tando 4XX. Stinkoman sits down}
STINKOMAN: Ok, so we'll delete this. {Erases everything typed} And here we go, restarted. {typing} No, Brian. You can't be mine. You're a guy, i guess, unless you're names, like brianeretta or something. So, no, it's not gonna work out between us. {types "send-email.exe} Ok, so i guess until next time, I'll be challenging the crap out of 1-Up!
{The laser printer sheet comes down}
Easter Eggs
- Click on "send_email.exe" to see an internet ad. It's for "Bubsuke's Important info Napkin!" Find out info about:
- Stinkoman liking a guy!
- Marzichan and Extra Man going out!
- Master Z being nice!
- And other stuff! If you can read that chicken scratch bubsuke's writing...
Fun facts
- Pan pan Eating Rice is from the 20X6 main page.
- Marzichan's Answering Machine is a reference tp Marzipan's Answering Machine.
- The Big Ol' Tree is from "different town."
