Stinkoman Email.exe/8

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Brian sens a love email to Stinkoman. Stinkoman thinks it's a girl. 1-Up tells everyone that Stinkoman loves a guy.

Cast (In order of Apperance): Stinkoman, 1-Up, Pan Pan, Bubsuke, Marzichan

Places: Computer Room, 20X6 The Field, Bubsuke's Burger Stand, Marzichan's Answering Machine, The Big ol' Tree

Page Title: Tando 4XX!

Author: Young Roy

Transcript

STINKOMAN: {typin in "run stinkoman_email.exe"} I remember the time when I checked my email. {pulls up email}

STINKOMAN: Oh, Brian. {typing} Well, Brian, i'd love to go out with you. You sound so beautiful and romantic, and stuff. yes, you are hopefully mine. {stops typing}

1-UP: Ha ha! {Cut to a wide shot of the Computer Room} You're in love with a GUY!

STINKOMAN: WHAT? Brian's a guy's name!

1-UP: Yep! I can't wait to rag on the guy! {runs off}

STINKOMAN: Grrrr....

{cut to 20X6 The Field. Pan Pan is sitting down, eating some rice. 1-Up comes running from the left}

1-UP: Hey, Pan Pan!

PAN PAN: {Stops eating} {Baddalang baddalang?}

1-UP: Stinkoman's gay! Ha ha ha ha!

PAN PAN: {Bada Badalang}

1-UP: ...I mean as in him liking a guy. Sheesh. {Runs off}

{Cut to Bubsuke's Burger Stand. 1-Up comes running up to Bubsuke}

BUBSUKE: Can i help you?

1-UP: I have valuable information, if you can pay for it.

BUBSUKE: I'll take it for Negative 10 dollars!

1-UP: SOLD! {gives Bubsuke 10 dollars} So, what's the info?

BUBSUKE: !-Up, you said you had the info.

1-UP: Oh, right. Stinkoman loves a guy!

BUBSUKE: Oh, this is good! I'll write it on my important info napkin! {Ducks inside the Stand, then comes up with a napkin with writing all over it.} Oh, crap! There's no room for any more info!

{1-Up runs off. Cut to Marzipan's Answering Machine}

MARZICHAN: {voice} Konichiwa! This is Marzichan! Leave me a message! {beep}

1-UP: {voice} Hey, marzichan! I just realized Stinkoman loves a guy! Oh, man. that's so funny! So, anyways, bye sweetie. {Beep}

{Cut to the Big Ol' Tree. 1-Up is facing the tree}

1-UP: So, big scary tree, Stinkoman just said he loves a- {record scratch}

STINKOMAN: {Comes out from behind the big ol' tree.} Urg. 1-Up, it wasn't on purpose. In fact, i've got to go edit that email. {Runs off}

{Cut back to the Tando 4XX. Stinkoman sits down}

STINKOMAN: Ok, so we'll delete this. {Erases everything typed} And here we go, restarted. {typing} No, Brian. You can't be mine. You're a guy, i guess, unless you're names, like brianeretta or something. So, no, it's not gonna work out between us. {types "send-email.exe} Ok, so i guess until next time, I'll be challenging the crap out of 1-Up!

{The laser printer sheet comes down}

Easter Eggs

  • Click on "send_email.exe" to see an internet ad. It's for "Bubsuke's Important info Napkin!" Find out info about:
  • Stinkoman liking a guy!
  • Marzichan and Extra Man going out!
  • Master Z being nice!
  • And other stuff! If you can read that chicken scratch bubsuke's writing...

Fun facts

  • Pan pan Eating Rice is from the 20X6 main page.
  • Marzichan's Answering Machine is a reference tp Marzipan's Answering Machine.
  • The Big Ol' Tree is from "different town."