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Stinkoman Email.exe: halloweener

Stinkoman receives an email asking how to make the perfect Stinkoman costume.

CAST: {in order of appearance} Stinkoman, 1-Up, Marzichan, Bubusuke, Jagged Metal, Cheatball, Gron Sad, Master Z, Emperor of City

PLACES: Computer Room, 20X6 The Field, Marzichan's House

PAGE TITLE: Tando 5XX!

AUTHOR: Zippy

Transcript

STINKOMAN: {typing "run stinkoman's_email.exe"} I am going to check an EMAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIL!

STINKOMAN: {typing} Well, Ben, I can't agree with you more! A Stinkoman costume is the single best costume you can ever choose this year! {clears screen} However, it takes major patience, and some arts-and-craftsual experience for you to make the mother of all costumes! Thank goodness I'm here to help, though!

{The scene cuts to the 20X6 Field. 1-Up is standing there.}

STINKOMAN: {voiceover} Now, let's make a costume! We'll use this kid to demonstrate!

1-UP: But I'm the gu-

STINKOMAN: {v.o.} No. No, you're not the guy.

1-UP: Oh, okay. Maybe when I'm older.

STINKOMAN: {v.o.} Now, first, you need to paint and/or dye your face a deep red.

{1-Up's head turns red.}

STINKOMAN: {v.o.} Then, you've gotta take off your shirt, to expose your shiny chest.

{1-Up's shirt rolls up like a window blind, and his body is censored.}

1-UP: Now I'm naked inside a field.

STINKOMAN: {v.o.} Just shut up and let me model the costume! Next, you need to cut off all your figers and thumbs, so your hands are like little spheres.

{1-Up suddenly dons some red spheres on his feet.}

1-UP: I have Stinkofeet!

STINKOMAN: {v.o.} If you don't have any red spheres handy, you can always use empty pumpkins and paint them red.

{1-Up now has the upper portion of a pumpkin on his head.}

STINKOMAN: {v.o.} Then, you need some blue hair. You gotta have blue hair! Since none of you have the hair to copy my awesome Stinkohair, use the mop-end of a mop and paint it blue. That can work!

{1-Up has the gross old wig from time capsule on his head, painted blue.}

1-UP: I found this in a shoebox!

STINKOMAN: {v.o.} Will you not stop talking?! Anyway, now, as the final step, you need to duct-tape to some string.

{1-Up's legs are covered in tape, and his torso is covered in twine.}

1-UP: I'm a tapeleg with Stinkofeet!

STINKOMAN: {v.o.} You know what? Talk ALLLLL you want from now on. I don't care anymore. Ahem... after this, you're gonna need your mom or dad to buy you a Stinkoman costume, because what you've got there is crap. Once you have purchased your Stinkoman costume, you'll be The Guy at every halloween party you go to!

1-UP: I wanna be the guy too!

{Cut back to the Tando.}

STINKOMAN: {typing} So, there you have it, Benny-boy. There's you awesome costume. Now, who puts the "ween" in "halloween"? Eh,I dunno. I gotta get to a halloween party.

{Stinkoman gets up and leaves the house. The scene shifts to a halloween party, and everyone is dressed up.}

MARZICHAN: {dressed up as Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon} This is the best halloween party ever! But where's Stinkoman?

BUBUSUKE: {dressed up as Lupin the 3rd} I don't know. He said earlier he had to make a costume.

1-UP: {dressed as Chun-Li?!} Well, he'd better hurry up. He said he'd bring pudding!

{Suddenly, Stinkoman bursts through the wall.}

STINKOMAN: {dressed as Goku} Is everybody ready for a halloween CHALLLEEEEEEEENGE?!

JAGGED METAL: {dressed as Totoro} YEAH!

CHEATBALL: {dressed as a Pokeball} Cheatball cheat!

GRON SAD: {dressed as Iori} I couldn't care less.

STINKOMAN: Well, let's PARTY!

{The Stinkoman end credits play and everybody dances. Suddenly, Master Z crashes through the roof.}

MASTER Z: {dressed as CATS} Not so fast, gentlemen! All your halloween party are belong to me!

STINKOMAN: What you say, Master Z?!

MASTER Z: I set you up the bomb! You have no chance to survive, make your time.

STINKOMAN: Are you asking for a halloween-themed CHALLEEEEENGE?!

MASTER Z: You are on the way to destruction! HA HA HA HA HA!

{Stinkoman jumps into the air and punches Master Z repeatedly. Master Z counters with a blast from a previously concealed arm cannon. Stinkoman grabs Cheatball and throws it at Master Z.}

STINKOMAN: Cheatball Super-Sonic STRIKE!

{Cheatball soars toward Master Z, hitting him with a resounding "thok". Master Z falls to the ground.}

MASTER Z: Ow...

STINKOMAN: HAHAHAHA! I won! HAHAHAHA! You are so dumb! HAHAHAHA! Dumb!

THE EMPEROR OF CITY: {dressed as Nabeshin} What say we party?

STINKOMAN: OKAY!

{Everybody starts dancing again. The scene freezes, and the credits come down.}

Costume Guide

  • Stinkoman: Goku - Goku is the protagonist of the long-running anime series Dragonball by Akira Toriyama, which includes Dragonball(as a kid), Dragonball Z(as an adult), and Dragonball GT(as a kid... again).
  • 1-Up: Chun-Li - Nobody knows why 1-Up chose to dress as a female fighter from Street Fighter. Chun-Li is of Chinese descent, and she uses kick moves to her advantage.
  • Marzichan: Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon(Sailor Moon) - Sailor Moon is one of the more famous of the costumes being worn. Sailor Moon, apparently(since I've never seen the cartoon more than ten times) is a hero who needs to protect the universe from evil beings from the Negaverse. Don'- don't ask, okay?
  • Cheatball: Pokeball - Do I really need to explain?
  • Jagged Metal: Totoro - From "My Neighbor Totoro", a classic film by Hayao Miyazaki, Totoro is a strange raccoon-like being who moves nextdoor to a little girl. Other than that, I don't know much about it.
  • Gron Sad: Iori Yagami - From King of Fighters, Iori is the main villain of the series. I haven't played it, I just know who he is.
  • Bubusuke: Lupin the 3rd - Oh, now here is one of my favorites. Lupin the 3rd is a cunning(but sometimes bumbling) thief from the anime series "Lupin the 3rd". He and the help of his friends Jigen, Goemon and Fujiko, steal things while avoiding the inferior Inspector Zenigata.
  • Master Z: CATS - Oh, come on. Does nobody know about this?
  • Emperor of City: Nabeshin - The awesome afroed director of Excel Saga, he appears randomly throughout the series as a cool guy, and usually an extra.

Impressed by my anime knowledge? Well, you should be freaked out.

Fun Facts

  • 1-Up(eerily) makes some allusions to Strong Bad emails, notably "tape-leg" and "time capsule".
  • "Stinkofeet" is from Fanstuff-of-the-Week.
  • Almost all of Master Z's lines are those of CATS, the villain of Zero Wing.
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