Stinkoman Email.exe/5

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Kissless in Santa Rosa asks Stinkoman about making out. Stinkoman gives his "tips."

Cast (In Order of Apperance): Stinkoman, 1-Up, Marzichan

Places: COmputer Room, Pudding's Final Stand

Page Title: Tando 4XX

Author: Young Roy

Transcript

STINKOMAN: {singing, types "run Stinkoman's__email"} Challengeing and fighting is like the best thing I do. Oh, and checkin' emails, too!

{Stinkoman reads the "..." like his "dot dot dot" from Under Construction}

STINKOMAN: {typing} WHAT?!? You're asking ME about tips like that? I wouldn't know, I don't even have a girlfriend. And who's this Peter Frampton? He looks like he's asking for a challenge! {clears screen} And of course you're boyfreind's jealous of me! I'm the collest fightenger in the land! {stops typing} Fighter...and challenger...mixed up to fightenger. {typing} SO, here's what my tips are: 1. have a cool name. Cuz, who wants to date the generic Susie or Mel? You need some original name, like Johnnalee, or Valerie, or um, Lily. 2. You need to be pretty. Because, he might be jealous if you're ugly, and everyone else is pretty. I dunno. And finally, 3. Play more video games. No, not those ones where you play, like girl "action" figures and do stupid stuff like ride horses and go shopping. I mean, like the ones where you kill robots and innocent creatures that roam around. The ones where there's explosions every 5 seconds, and it makes your eyes bleed after playing for 3 hours in a row. {clears screen} Well, that's some tips on what to do. Ooh! ANd to show what NOT to do with your girlfriend, I'm gonna sneak in on our two friends {types dorks} that are eating at that Pudding Stand they're always going to.

{Cut to Pudding's FInal Stand. 1-Up and Marzichan are sitting at a table, with Stinkoman's head barely seen underneath the table. Some points, he tilts his head down, like he's writing something.}

1-UP: So, Marzichan, have you seen that episode of "Animal Killas" last night?

MARZICHAN: No, 1-Up I think-

1-UP: Oh, man, you missed out on some great stuff! They-

MARZICHAN: -it promotes violence.

1-UP: -were trying to kill this Voxyn, which suprisingly can run fast.

MARZICHAN: Can we discuss something else? SOmething non-violent?

1-UP: Sure! Man, I sure do love pudding!

MARZICHAN: More than me?

1-UP: Yeah, the world's made pof pudding! Puddu Puddu Puddu whee!

MARZIPAN: 1-Up, I think you are an a-{cut to static, then to the Tando 4XX}

STINKOMAN: Well, as you saw here, 1-Up cannot keep his girlfriend for more than 20 seconds. And they somehow come together, and are dating again. Well, there's your answer, Kissless. Wherever Santa Rosa is, if you follow these tips, everyone and their brother will know who you are!

{The laser printer sheet comes down}

Easter Eggs

  • CLick on "generic Susie" to see a drawn picture of a girl labeled, "Generic Susie"

Fun Facts

  • "Dot Dot Dot" is from Under COnstruction.
  • "Generic Susie" could be a reference to "Standard Nathan."
  • Valerie is from "Senor Mortgage."
  • Stinkoman checking up on 1-Up and Marzichan dating refers to the email "dating"
  • Marzichan getting cut off before calling 1-Up something refers to "autobiography" "...and [The Deke] knocked me down and called me a..."
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