Stinkoman Email.exe/3

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Tyler asks Stinkoman how you can tell if someone has a stupid butt. Stinkoman questions this.

Cast (in order of appearance): Stinkoman, 1-Up

Places: Computer Room

Page Title: Tando 4XX!!!

Author: Young Roy

Transcript

STINKOMAN: {singing, types "run Stinkoman's__email"} Checkin' my email, checkin' my email, checkin'-checkin'-challeng'-checkin' my email.

STINKOMAN: What the... {typing} Stupidness of a butt? How can a butt be stupid? Unless, there's like a planet with butts, and idiots are considered to have "stupid butts" {stops typing} And no, I'm not showing a clip. Those kind of things ask for sick challenges. {typing} I don't think there's an IQ test for crap like that, Tyler. So, I'll propose this Postulate: The stupidity of a butt is less than or equal to 2x + y. X being their stupidness in the head, and Y being what they use their butt for.

{Cut to the feild}

STINKOMAN: Take Dumb-Up here. {1-Up up appears}

1-UP: Sup the guy?

STINKOMAN: Now, as you can tell, this guy is totally stupid. And probably so by all that pudding turning his brain to mush.

1-UP: Pudding!

STINKOMAN: And, this guy does the occasional buttdance.

1-UP: {shakes his butt} Butt dance! Whee! {stops}

STINKOMAN: So, his butt activities are stupid, too.

{Cut back to the Tando 4XX}

STINKOMAN: So, with all this, we can tell that 1-Up has a very stupid and gross butt. Man, those butt dances ask for sick challenges, too! They make me wanna up-chuck. Or, at least down-chuck. Anyways, until next time, quit making up math problems! They are stupid, like 1-Up's butt.

{The laser printer sheet comes down}

Fun Facts

  • This is the first email ending with "Crapfully Yours," or a variation thereof.
  • Postulates are math theorys accepted without any proof.
  • 1-Up likes to butt-dance like Homestar Runner.
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