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StinkomanEmail.EXE: Duck Pond

Characters:Stinkoman, Marzichan (voice only), Edrobot, Jaro, Coach Z, 1-UP, Homsar Settings:

Transcript

{show Stinkoman at his computer typing “StinkomanEmail.EXE”}

STINKOMAN: Are you asking for an E-Mail CHALLLENGENGE?!??! Wait, did I say that already?


Stinkoman,
do you ever feed the ducks? personally i think feeding
the ducks is the greatest thing in the world. what are
your thoughts on this subject?

your friend,
ron kiwi

STINKOMAN: WHAAAAAT? Is that it? That’s a dumb E-Mail! I need to do some serious coolinization! {types Coolinizer.EXE, and E-Mail changes:}

Stinkoman,
do you ever fight the challenge? personally i think fighting
the challenge is the greatest thing in the world. what are
your thoughts on this subject?

your friend,
ron kiwi

{Stinkoman reads out loud and clears screen}

STINKOMAN: {typing} Wow! We have the exact same tastes! In fact, I have a Fighting the challenge Simulator! Watch! {Types ChallengeSimulator.EXE}

{cut to “Level 1: Go Home” from Stinkoman 20X6, showing Stinkoman running across the ground, and then running up to a computer}

8-BIT STINKOMAN: Time to check my E-Mail!

{Zooms in on 8-bit computer, revealing E-Mail}

Stinkoman,
do you ever fight the challenge? personally i think fighting
the challenge is the greatest thing in the world. what are
your thoughts on this subject?

your friend,
ron kiwi

{Stinkoman reads out loud and clears screen}


8-BIT STINKOMAN: {typing}Wow! We have the exact same tastes! In fact, I have a Fighting Challenge Simulator! {Types ChallengeSimulator.EXE}

{Cut to Atari 20X6 The Field. Atari Stinkoman runs across the two color (black and green) backround, and comes across a computer}

ATARI STINKOMAN: E-Mail

{Zooms in on Atari computer, revealing a bunch of randomly spaced green dots}

ATARI STINKOMAN: dear stinkoman, do you ever fight the challenge? Personally think fighting the challenge is the greatest thing in the world. what are your thoughts on this subject?

ATARI STINKOMAN: {clears screen, and begins typing green dots} Wow, tastes same! I got a fighting challenge sim…

{cut back to Stinkoman on his computer}

STINKOMAN: {types} Ok, maybe it’s a little TOO realistic, but still, how can you NOT get enough of Stinkoman? I wonder what would happen if the simulation continued to check E-Mail. Hmmm… Ahhhgh! My Brain hurts! Forget it! {Stops typing} So, until next time, send me a REAL E-Mail, and I miiiiiiiiiggght just answer it. {falls to the floor}

{The Laser Printer Paper comes down}

Easter Eggs:

Click “continued” to awnser Stinkoman’s question

{the screen clears, and the following words appear as if Stinkoman is Typing them}

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