Stinkoman Email.exe/13

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A "great looking girl" thinks she "she be" Stinkoman's girlfriend. Stinkoman makjes her a "status card" and goes on a Virtual Date.

Cast (In order of Apperance): Stinkoman, Virtual Stinkoman, Virtual "Amanda," Virtual Tampo, Cheatball (Easter Egg)

Places: Stinkoman's Computer Room, Virtual 20X6 Field, Virtual Stinkoman's Computer ROom, 20X6 Field (Easter Egg)


Page Title: Virtual Tando 4XX!!

Author: Young Roy

Tanscript

STINKOMAN: {singing} Email, {hums hums his theme song}

STINKOMAN: {typing} Hey! My name is Stinkoman, great looking girl! Um, I he be your boyfriend? {clears screen} Minus the fact that your grammer SUCKS, I might go out with you. But, you need a name. So, I'll use my Virtual Dater! {types "run_virtual_dater.exe}

{The title screen for "Virtual Dater!" comes up}

STINKOMAN: Okay, I don't know her name, so I have to do a random selecter. {the screen cuts to a sign-up sheet, with "Name, Age, Hotness # (1 - 10), and Reason for dating you" type-in boxes. A "Random" and "OK!" button is at the bottom of the screen. Stinkoman clicks "Random" and the status boxes randomly fill with text, but coming with these results:}

Name: Amanda C.

Age: 21

Hotness #: 9

reasons for going out with you: you're cute, your dog just died

STINKOMAN: So, I'm virtually going out with a 21-year old hot girl named Amanda, who is dating me because I am cute, and my doooooooog just died. {He clicks OK. The Tando 4XX cuts to the Virtual 20X6 FIeld, where Virtual Stinkoman and Virtual Amanda are sitting at a table. The screen cuts to a full view of the Tando 4XX.}

VIRTUAL AMANDA: {sounding super-digital, and similar to Marzipan (not Marzichan)} Stinkoman, you are so cute, are you sure you are okay about your dead dog?

VIRTUAL STINKOMAN: {also sounding super-digital} Yes, I am sure. Yoooooooou're pretty cute yourself! {Both start making out on the table}

STINKOMAN: {voiceover} This is super BORING! It's asking for a boring challenge! Good thing I know the secret code for random events. {typing, and reading} T-A-M-P-O-Space-A-T-T-A-C-K-Exclamation Mark-Enter {A virtual tampo appears on-screen}

VIRTUAL AMANDA: Oh no, who is that?

VIRTUAL STINKOMAN: Tampo! I thought Virtual dates couldn't be ruined like that!

VIRTUAL TAMPO: {sounding super-digital, and gargly} He he he! I have you now, Stinkoman. Instead of attacking you, I'll attack your DATE! {shoots an energy ball at Virtual Amanda, causing her to dissolve}

VIRTUAL AMANDA: No! Stinkoman, I love you!

STINKOMAN: {voiceover} THAT's more like it!

{Fade out. Cut to Virtual Stinkoman at a Virtual Tando 4XX}

VIRTUAL STINKOMAN: Aw, man, this day sucked. Tampo killed my date! And she was hot, in all her virtual-ness! I hope whoever is controlling this VIrtu-Date DIES!

STINKOMAN: {voiceover} Hey! Am I asking myself for some type of virtual challenge?

{A virtual laser printer sheet comes down}

Easter Eggs

  • Click on VIrtual Stinkoman to see more of Virtual Amanda

TRANSCRIPT:

{Cut to 20X6 The FIeld. Stinkoman's talking to Cheatball}

STINKOMAN: And THAAAT'S when I screwed with the virtual evidence!

{Virtual Amanda appears}

VIRTUAL AMANDA: {Not sounding as digital a s before, but still sounding digital} Hello, Stinkoman. You are looking a lot smoother than before I got dissolved.

STINKOMAN: And you somehow look more polygamic than before.

Fun Facts

  • Virtual Dater may refer to the Virtual dater t=used in the Strong Bad email "dating"
  • The beginning of the Easter Egg is a play off of "unnatural" where Strong Bad tells The Cheat that he "tampered with the DNA evidence.
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