Stinkoman Email.exe/10

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Trevor sends Stinkoman an unfinished email. Stinkoman edits the email to send it to Tampo.

Cast (In Order of Appearance): Stinkoman, Tampo, Brody, Stlunko

Places: Computer Room, Robot Warehouse, 20X6 The Field

Page Title: Lava Zone Madness! No, wait...

Transcript

STINKOMAN: {typing in stinkomanemail.exe} I'm totally checking my email. Total, man. {Pulls up email}

STINKOMAN: Aw, man! I hate these unfinished emails. You never know what happens. Well, I guess I’ll {starts editing email} edit this email, and trick Tampo. I mean, last time I did that was in 20X4. Two years ago. {stops editing email. The screen now reads}

STINKOMAN: Well, I guess now I send it. {types send to tampo.exe} There. Now, to go wait in The Field. {Gets up. The screen fades out}

{Cut to Robot Warehouse. Tampo, Brody, and Stlunko have the Saargtscreen II}

BRODY: I can’t believe we restored the Robot Warehouse and stole this from Saargtsson!

TAMPO: Yeah, now let’s check our email.

Hi Tampo. This is Trevor from Hampden
Maine and I was wondering if you could teach
me how to be as awesome as you. I am a
vampire and meet me in 20X6 the Field.
-Trevor

STLUNKO: Tampo, is not your past-self Trevor?

TAMPO: Yes, but he isn’t a vampire. Well, Trevor, if you want to be as cool as me, meet me in the Field.

BRODY: He says to meet him in the Field!

TAMPO: Oh, right. So, I guess we better go.

{Fade out. Cut to 20X6 The Field. Tampo, Brody, and Stlunko are standing/floating around}

TAMPO: So…where’s this Trevor?

STINKOMAN: Halibu-huh! {Jumps on-screen and punches Tampo’s red spot, knocking him out}

STLUNKO: Oh, no! It is Stinkoman!

BRODY: We can take him!

{Fight music begins. Brody flies up. He starts poking his head down at Stinkoman. After a few pokes, Stinkoman grabs his neck, and jumps up to punch him in the eye a few times. Brody falls down and faints. Stinkoman laughs, as Stlunko’s fist appears on-screen, and crushes Stinkoman. The music stops. Cut back to Stlunko, who has Stinkoman in his fist.}

STLUNKO: Ha ha ha, Stinkoman! I have you within my grasp! {Stinkoman flashes white, looking like he’s charging} And now I will destroy you into oblivion and...

STINKOMAN: {Breaks Stlunko’s fist into two} Charged-up Deuce! {He jumps down, and snaps off Stlunko’s antennae.}

STLUNKO: Pi...Pi...Pi...Pi...

STINKOMAN: Yes! I have destroyed my {Stlunko flashes red} enemies! Now I’m off to... {Stlunko explodes. Stinkoman flies through the air} Waaaaaaaaaah! {Cut to The Computer Room. Stinkoman falls through the roof.} Ugh, that hurt. Oh, well. {typing} Well, Trevor, thanks for the email allowing me to destroy Tampo, Brody, and Stlunko. I know they’ll come back alive, but still, that was awesome. {types awexome}

{The laser Printer Sheet comes down}

Fun Facts

  • The following things refer to Tampo Emails:
    • The page title
    • Stlunko not using contractions.
    • The mentioning of Trevor being Tampo’s present-day form.
  • ”Oh no! It is Stinkoman!” could be a reference to Old-School Homestar’s line in “personal favorites.”
  • Stinkoman falling through the hole in the roof is a reference to “pom pom” and “keep cool.”
  • Pi...Pi...Pi...Pi... is a reference to Level 9 of Stinkoman: 20X6 when you beat Harvax.
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