Stinkoman 20X6 Enemy Enhancement/Ultimate Unknown

This enemy has been completed by its owner, Purple Koopa.

V.1: Our troops have found a mysterious new creature hidden in the jungle! According to the field guide, it's an odd new species that has only been rumored to exist. But we've found it! It's rather an odd thing, it scours the ground, but it has potential! It's also been told that there are few in existance, so we'll consider cloning it once we get testing done.

V.2: It's grown! We'll call it the Octosquid, which sounds pretty cool, but it kinda doesn't, since our naming comitee is on strike. It's getting big, but it's still rather useless as it's sluggish and slow and can only stay on ground. We're now doing the cloning as well.

V.3, Game Version: We've obviously need to search the jungle better, as we've found mysterious gems buried deep! We decided to attach them to the upper part of the Octosquids, and lo and behold, they can now fly through the air! We've heard rumors of a challenger coming in a flying machine, so we're sending most of these puppies out and keeping the rest. Unfortenatly, our Octosquids are still checking out their stuff, flying through the air in crazy loop-de-loops! Don't they get sick and puke?

V.4: Harvax is now warning us to get ready for another challenge in case Stinkoman gets on our tail again. We're workin' on it, Harvax does carry one heck of a tommy gun! Our Octosquid have decided to adventure on their own, but thankfully they didn't run away, they found more of those awesome gems! We attached them to their tentacles, and now those are awesome claws! They're rather small to actually grab and crush a Stinkowing or the like, but it now can grasp some objects and use those!

V.5: The big crystal ball implanted in the Octosquid's head was rather bare - so we took some Roldhap DNA and applied it to that! Now it can shoot bullets for long-range action! Then we added a big old eye and added that too - c'mon, it looks cool! And plus, we've recieved a few reports that the eye should be able to fire things in the future - like Eggerson, or something!

V.6: Good news! All the Octosquids raided the gem supply, sucked up some of them, and now the crystal has been turned the upper part of the head, and then those Roldhap tentacles have crystals to shoot bigger bullets! Plus, they have a sinster smile now. Bad news, Harvax almost killed us since he went asleep by the switch and let the Octosquids raid the gem supply. Good news - he found out the Octosquids are stronger, so we got a (meager) raise!

V.7: More gem madness, folks! The claws were lame, so more gems fixed that problem! Now the tentacles are stretchier, and they grew an extra claw on each...claw! They're more like spikes though, but now the Octosquid has a better time landing! Of course it can still fly, but the easy ground landings help too!

V.8: Thanks to genetic mutation, Octosquids now have three fully grown claws! Now its clamping ability is even more powerful! Remember kids, don't try genetic mutation at home!

V.9: The mysterious gems have been combined with metal! Attaching these to the claws and head tentacles, the Octosquid is even a tad more powerful in clamping skillz, and the bullets the tentacles shoot now are faster! Plus, the head crystals have a spooky grayish glow. Ooo. The Octosquid is a little more menacing too...its teeth are really sharp and it looks angry too. We think we're done with the enemy Octosquid, we just need a boss-squid-type to calm these guys down! Go Big Brother!

V.10: We found one of our ol' V.8 squiddies who didn't make the cut. He was fat, mean, and a tyrant. Perfect for an Octosquid overlord (even if he is an overload) doncha think? We gave him that metal stuff on his claws and applied two two-fingered "hands". Then our biggest breakthrough happened - he need something more boss-like! Using massive power of the gems (we've nearly robbed our supply blind at last, awh well), he has a orb implanted on his belly. When he gets mad, he shoots a massive death ray! KA-SPLOOSH! All this is real real cool, but he's not ready to fight the Stinkowing yet. He's too fat to fly, he could grow even bigger, and he needs more weapons...and food!

V.11: Looking carefully, we found his weak spot - his eye! Duh! We gave him a fashionable yet protective one-eye sunglasses. NO HE'S NOT THE NEXT LIKELAND! The sunglasses are unbreakable, but if one hits his chest enough, it breaks...but it always grows back!! And plus he now shoots a ton of bullets if it's ever broken! We also gave him a crown. It's a nice crown, it can pop out of his head and zoom around, trying to crash into Stinkowingie-dingie, and if it doesn't, it causes an explosion that will get 'im anyway! Plus the crown always grows back as well!! Hooray for regeneration!

V.12: Fix'd the fat problem! No Atkins diet, we just slapped 'im on a platform that can move around! Now it should be easier for him to fire at ST.Wing and dodge its annoying bullets! We also made the crown out of a tougher material since we had reports that you-know-who could shoot down before it causes trouble. And one last thing...we're ordering a growin' machine! We're gonna get it for sure - we always cheat on eBay!

V.13: Woo! He's huge! Does that mean he's a bigger target? Of course not! It means more life and bigger stuff! And he got some more good things too - there are tentacles on the crystals! Weird, but it means three bullets can come out of one crystal! Woowee! His claws actually have more use, too, if he grabs the Stinkowing, good bye Stinky! We think he's ready to rule the Octosquids...and crush Stinkerman! Hahaha!

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