Stinkoman 20X6 Enemy Enhancement/Tortan 2
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This enemy has been completed by its owner, Purple Koopa.
- V.1 (Game Version): This is Tortan, a bottle filled with Tortan. It's actually an interesting creature that is overlooked, so we're...gonna upgrade it! Yes! Right now they have one good thing going for it...it's invicible! Well, actually it kinda isn't, if it ever runs out of Tortan, it can be broken...but right now it never breaks but it refills itself and it uses little energy! But we'll need to make it do more than drip!
- V.2: We made the bottle bigger. What good does that do? Well, the drops are bigger...and there's a slight chance now that Tortan, when it hits the floor, won't dry out, but instead be some sort of green My Benj and act like it too!
- V.3: One more opening in the Tortan bottle, so now it works like two boring regular Tortan for the space of one! Who says enemies can't be conserved?
- V.4: Added TWO more bottle openings! DripadripadripaBOOOM! We should do some other stuff besides adding holes...
- V.5: Alright, time to get edgy. We made the Tortan bottle more symmetrical and redid the logo. Cool, cool. Then we put on a levitation device so it doesn't need a platform to be on. Yeah. Remember the issue about No-Tortan-In-Tortan-So-Tortan-Break? We'll be addresing that next.
- V.6: Upgraded the levitation device so it can move AROUND and shoot stuff now! There are two big bottles of extra Tortan so it won't break down! It will make its own and refill the main Tortan thing so it can't break down. However, if those bottles are broken by something, then it will be open for attack until the bottles refill. Hmm. Oh well, it's getting better than a boring hazard and more boss-quality!
- V.7: Dripping isn't going to cut it. So we swapped the two side holes for BIG TORTAN BEAM FIRING CANNONS! Psssh! Next time Stinkoman tries to get up higher to shoot down the bottles...watch out!
- V.8: Center bottle! This bottle can't be destroyed, but if the other two bottles next to it are, this thing won't protect the main unit, but it still can make all the weapons fully fuctional! Plus, that means Stinkomaniac needs to hit one bottle, run to the other, hit that, then FINALLY hit the unit. Muhahaha! We also added some energy packs on the guns. This allows the Tortan to take three hits before it explodes, and the xtra bottles each need to have two hits before need to refill. Okay, okay.
- V.9: See those weird things on the bottles? Those are Tortan MISSLE shooters! They're homing missiles too to keep Stinkoguy on his toes! Or the heels of his boots. Whatever. The levation device is now sorta like a Kolkaryu, so it shoots bullets. And there's a spike on the center bottle. Why? It looks neat. Can't have a better reason then that!
- V.10: We ordered a more metallic skin for the Tortan instead of glass. Then we made decalz! Ooo, those look nice. And besides lookin' better, the side bottles need THREE hits each before they need refilling, and the main unit takes a whole whoppin' SIX hits! It may not seem much, but when you're dodging and ducking and twisting and turning...Man, that's gonna cause a Stinkoheadache!
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