Stinkoman 20X6 Enemy Enhancement/Terrell
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This enemy has been completed by its owner, Shim-Sham-Sam.
Hello everyone. My name is Dr. Donovaxerioaslaflotasksta, a friend of Brody. Recently, he told me he wanted some better minions, since his current ones are at best, pitiful, particularily the Terrells. Well, then I got an egg from Brody that I almost ate, until it hatched. Here's my log of how I evolved the egg and Terrel into a killer mini-boss of a minion. Wow, that sentence wasn't dramatic at all!
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Version 0
So, this is the egg I'm talking about. Anybody can crack this or even eat this without anything bad happening to you! I almost ate it!
Version 1.0
Thank goodness I didn't eat the egg. Not only did my experimental Terrell hatch, but I can now prove that Terrells are related to My Benjs! I was right all along! Baby Terrells are just My Benjs with beaks. Anyway, through some virtual experimentation, Stinkoman can just run over this and he wouldn't harm himself. Just the Baby Terrell. All right, I'll use some growth acceleration to get to the point.
Version 2.0 (Game version)
Ah, here is the average Terrell, which is the stage where all Terrells are expected to die. This is the version known to be compared with Jaros. They both require one hit to be killed and they just jump and stand. Well, now's the time for me to make my custom cyborgian customizations.
Version 2.2
All right. I gave Terrell feet. But the shoes look awkward on the Terrell, as if it'll trip every minute of running. Maybe it needs guidance in running.
Version 2.5
Ah! Here we go! I attached a jet pack into the Terrell that can make it run extremely fast or fly. Much better than jumping! But its defense is still lacking. It's at 1. At least it's hard to hit!
Version 3.0
Well, as people at Stinkoman 20X6 Enemy Enhancement Inc. say, a BREAKTHROUGH! The new visor gives the Terrell extra defense points and it allows the Terrell to shoot long energy lasers. Also, it's much larger. More improvements will be made soon. I plan to give the mouth some useful firepower.
Version 3.5
Well, while making this, the beak had to be fixed, for it was mysteriously mutated by something called Element MS Paint. Anyway, as I said, the mouth now breathes fire! Whoo! That's kind of ironic. A fire-breathing chicken. And I think I upgraded its stamina to three hits. Not good enough for mini-boss yet.
Version 4.0
Okay, so, I gave the Terrell a REAL BODY!! A large one in fact, so I enlargened the head. Oh well. All for the good of Brody and what he wants. Too bad it can't fly, but this isn't complaining. Man, this baby has a shield that can deflect almost anything! In fact, I even tested it against virtual Stinkoman, and it can even send Stinkoman's fireballs back at him! Anyway, I guess I should work on the back, the only weakness.
Version 5.0
EUREKA!!! I've done it at last! I gave this Terrell TWO faces to cover what would have been its weak spot! I also gave that side a shield. And I also gave each shield two Stothos (one is modified for convenience of running freely). Also, instead of energy laser balls, the Terrell's eyes, as well as the Stothos, shoot large purple beams to aid its flamethrower! Also, that Kolkayru attached to the head with that pillar gives the Terrell a large shield that it can use in case its other two shields are not of great use in a dire situation. Man, this thing is ultimate! And to think that its egg was going to be eaten by me! Man, Brody will be pleased. Now I can live in a penthouse on the other side of Planet K. Hello luxurious life!
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