Stinkoman 20X6 Enemy Enhancement/Tampo3

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This is Taylor Benson... of the future. Better known as Tampo, which was actually the name of my craft. I shall log my forms of my life BEFORE my robotic reformation. If you think this is to boring (And you very very likely will) skip this and go to the log.

• Version N/A. Human: At the beginning of my life, I was in something of a "war", a Colonel. Sometime in my "career", I was infected with a virus. A very bad virus. My brain was tranfered out, and my body was suspended cyrogenically. To prevent damage to my brain, it was transferred out.
• Version N/A. Maintanance bot: Since it was war, my brain had been transferred to the only available body: A maintanance bot. I spent the rest of the "war" in this. I was unable to speak. Eventually, I spelt out to a person who I was and pleaded to be changed. This was met with compliance when some shadowy dude gave me a contract. I was unwillingly a bountyhunter.
• Version T.A.M.P.O. I was a tank, but I liked this a lot more. I knew it was only a matter of time before they would find a cure and I could leave the contract if it turned out to be a bad idea. That was when he sent me to attack Stinkoman. Figuring this would be difficult, since he was a world class challenger, I equipted my best parts. When I challenged him, I was right- HARD! I'm a bit foggy on the details, since the guy beat the crap out of my poor body. But it blew up. Yep.
• Version 0.1: This isn't really a version, but this was my brain when it was damaged by the wreckage. I swelled up using extra crainial packages(normally for robotic control use) and went to fight him.

Now, I have entrusted my log to Spike, as he is very good at these logs.

• Version 0.1: A brain. Strange swelling. It appears to be permanent. Inside his medula is his previous brain. Eight hits on that medula causes him to either die or shrink. Why? I believe this is because he is losing the connection between his brain and his enhansements. So he can cut it off and leave. Fortunately, the high electrical content makes it susceptible to red buttoning when he is about to die. This is how he survived, I believe. The electricity can be transformed into bombs of energy.
• Version 1.0: This is the first robotic 1-Up creation. This was his toiling of quite a long time with a small chamber for a robot or regular brain. It was kept in his ship so that he could contiue working on it at any time. Note that Tampo never actually used this, but it is an important part of his history nonetheless. This would stustain five standard hits of damage theoretically. no actual attacks
• Version 1.1: Wow. When 1-Up was temporarely imbued with impossibly potent powers, he made this thing in one hour. From the previous body. Singlehandedly. This thing has a massive memory with a full archive of it's abilities, including melee weaponry, laser guns, rocketry, life support systems, etc. It could take fifteen hits without critical damage.
• Version 2.0: This thing is big! He has two lanky arms that have lasers and short range weapons stored! With new eyes, he can see better and he has a much better power system in the middle. He could take 20 hits of standard fire!
• Version 2.1: After they found his body, they replicated his eyes on his helmet. He now has better arms/legs, a better power system, claws with powerful assorted weaponry, and feet that could propell him around the asteriod belt! The exterior can take 40 hits, amazingly enough.
• Version 3.0: After curing his virus and picking up the remains of his body, we merged the two robotic bodies into an ultimate tank machine. He needed his body to recover from the cyroshock, so after putting his brain back in, we put him in this machine for recovery, like an atomic wheelchair. This thing can take 80 hits due to all the defense crystals, so it's pretty well safe.

Stinkomanuel

Looks out! Tampo is back, but with lunges this times! A massive body with Jims powering it! If anything can survive this guy's claw rail guns and lazor torches, us'd like to here's about it

"Having a robot body is nice. Having an organic body is nicer. Having both is cheese!" Taylor "Tampo" Benson.