Stinkoman 20X6 Enemy Enhancement/Stlunko2

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THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION IS CONFIDENTIAL. IF ANY MINION IS FOUND READING THIS DOCUMENT, THEY WILL BE SEARCHED AND TERMINATED IMMEDIATELY.

I am The Master. I have created this wonderful minion... He was stuck with a prideful Tampo and a faithful Brody, but neither matched Stlunko. I personnally oversaw Spike's creation... Inside of stlunko is my deepest secret... a sanctuary for me. If I am about to die, I will be instantly teleported inside of Stlunko. Only Spike and I know. Not even Stlunko knows... Spike is also an expert log maker, so he will make it.

• Version 1.0: The master isn't proud of it, but I told him that even the best minions start small. This thing is a digger, and rises in and out from the ground
• Version 1.1: Added wheels. This guy needs to walk. I also added one fist for it to hit things out of it's reach. It isn't a very good fist, though... This thing has strong armor, and can take two hits.
• Version 1.2: He needs to be uplinked to the base at all times, so we added an antenna. It also needed double duty, so we added another fist. It can do repairs and self repairs now. It's not as good as my favorite creation, An Ice Machine. The antenna needs to be destroyed for the rest to be destroyed, now. The treads are very fast.
• Version 2.0: Oh no! We made a bunch, but some IDIOT named Pan Pan came in and destroyed the Stlunko factory! And several were lost, on top of it! We don't have the funding for another, so I'll stick with these remaining fifty... The antenna on top has a health of three now, the main body remaining at two. It has tin fists now, so it can pick stuff up. The ones we upgraded are MUCH smarter and are very tactical. They can't talk fluently, except for "Affirmative" and "Negative"
• Version 2.1:The fists are stone now. The antenna is skinnier and can take eight hits! It is even smarter and can give basic status reports. They will sink underground if their main body is about to be damaged in any way. These could be minibosses. Sadly, there are only ten fully functional ones. Damaged ones are stored for a rainy day. We have decided to start a fundraiser.
• Version 3.0: HUGE! It has to be, in order to store it's massive contents. It has a conveyor that can skew the enemy either way. It has pipes on either side to send information. The antenna has a very excellent twelve hits! AMAZING! The fists are lumpy and wierd... But they work better. In other news, it is now a medical station inside of it. IT now has a personality, since our best one, (#404) said "Stlunko need a reason to live". There are only SEVEN working ones left! DANG! But on the other hand, we've raised 30% of our goal.
• Version 3.1: The minions complained that these titanic generals were "Fuel suckers", so we made them more efficient. The fists have been improved. The antenna shrinks to protect itself, and it takes SIXTEEN HITS! We have finally captured Pan Pan, sent our best soilder to guard him, and have sent our best one to fight Stinkoman. Our best one has the medical transporter in it. We only have five functional ones left. We have reached 45% of our goal.
• Version 4.0: After Stinkoman terrorized our poor 404, we put it in a general position and did not update it. The other four and several broken ones, we made their fists into titanium, with some other strange metal into a very effective, flexible fists. We shrunk him some more, and added another eye. He can take eighteen hits! Fundraiser at 60%.
• Version 4.1: Only three working ones left! Our second favorite and 404's mortal rival flew into the sun, due to Stinkoman testing out a "Around the World" on him. We reduced glare and reniforced the eyes, and solidified the antenna. The antenna takes 25 hits. 75% of our funds raised. We need 25% more.
• Version 5.0: Two dang ones left, including 404. Meaning 707 is the only modle we have of this one that works. Darkened, and added two excellent claws. The treads are better. Now it takes thirty hits for the antenna and thirty hits on the main body! SIXTY HITS! Fundraiser at 90%! We're almost there!
• Version 5.1: CRUD! This one was barely made! 707 was crushed by the falling Harvax, and damaged almost beyond repair! IT had hover, a rocket on three sides, and fists that had lasers that can peirce through a steel bar. 404 is the only one that works, and it is unupgraded! We'll have to change that. It had forty antenna hitpoints and fifty body hit points! We'll remember to yell at Harvax. Luckily, we've reached our goal, and have enough money to make more factories! Maybe some Tampo suit factories...

STINKOMANUEL

Looks! It's a more much add vanced than last one! This guy plain ol' hurts. He has like, ninety hitpoints but you guys need only hits one less than two less than his maximum health before runs he away. If you fought this guy, lose happened. He got and did crushed for him unfortunately.

"Tell 404... 'Pressure and... buttered rice...'" - Last words of Stlunko 707