Stinkoman 20X6 Enemy Enhancement/Porchi

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This enemy has been completed by its owner, Ampi.

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Version 1.0 (Game Version): I got a leak in my roof. When I took own my buzzsaw (Porchi brand) out, it couldn't even cut a 1 inch thick piece of wood! I'm going to modify him in to a boss. Version 1.0 is just my Porchi with no attachments or upgrades. The line just shows the ground. I wrote the words in a new font. It's called "Team MT." That explains why I wrote "GO TEAM!" on it.

Version 2.0: I added two platforms to the top. I went to The Moon and retrieved a Piedmont to attach to the end. When it comes up, the platforms open up and he stays up there for a little bit before closing and coming down and repeating. I wrote the words as if this version was a level.

Version 3.0: I put a spare radar from my old ship. Now it locks on to a target and follows it! When it's not on a target, it can retract and come up in a nearby place. I wrote the words backwards!

Version 3.1: I added some eyes at will just to make it look a little more interesting. Again, I wrote the words backwards.

Version 4.1: I put two cannons from a broken Stothos on two platforms on the top. The words are just a jumble of some line segments.

Version 5.1: I took some Old Sages and attached it to some platforms and one to the end of it. I placed it in the middle to serve as a mouth. I put the other on the only vulnerable place... the radar. The words are what "Version 5.1" would appear in a dictionary.



  • New Name: Porchi (It doesn't need to be changed!)
  • Hitpoints: Invincible
  • Boss Material?: Yes. Obviously!

He can cut through anything now! Biztar the Fifth and Stove Fire 6000 will surely let Porchi join them!