Stinkoman 20X6 Enemy Enhancement/Pooru-Pooru 5
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Yo, Jel here once again. For a long time now, I have been fascinated by the Pooru-Pooru. Although frequently mistaken for a form of Cactus, the Pooru is in fact a spiked Cucumber. I have taken it upon myself to improve this interesting fruit to its ultimate level. Although the evolution itself is rather short, it has developed a terribly complex and deadly life cycle...
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Keys
HV: - Health Value
OV: - Offence Value
Evolution
0.1
A Pooru seed. It has no stamina, no attacks, zip. We just have to let it grow.
HV: 0
OV: None
0.2
The seed has been sown. A small sprout has grown, it hasn't got any form os defence, and is still weak being able only to withstand a single hit. Some more growing is needed.
HV: 1
OV: None
0.3
The Pooru is growing, and has began to grow its famous spines, giving it a rudimentary defence mechanism. Its skin is thickening, raising its endurance.
HV: 2
OV: Sting (1)
1.0
Its has grown to its "adult" form. Its skin has become thick enough to absorb most attacks, making it more or less indestructable. A normal Pooru will not grow much beyond this stage, but I have developed a highly nutrisious fertiliser, which should induce further growth.
HV: Invincible
OV: Sting (1)
1.1
The fertiliser has caused the Pooru to continue its growth, which has made it difficult to achive what is normally the only way to avoid it: Jumping over it.
HV: Invincible
OV: Sting (1)
2.0
The Pooru has developed a method of propelling its spines as darts as a form of long range defence. Its body seems to be developing some form of chemical production.
HV: Invincible
OV: Sting (1) | Pin Missile (1)
2.1
The Pooru has developed poison, which is carried to the spines when they are required for firing, doubling their damage. Quite deadly already, but it still has one more surprise...
HV: Invincible
OV: Sting (1) | Poison Pin Missile (2)
2.2
The Pooru's chemical glands have refined the poison into a biological engineerer. When injected, the chemical alters the victims body chemisty to become Pooru-like, a process which eventually leads to the subject's demise. For more information, see my report on the Pooru life cycle.
HV: Invincible
OV: Sting (1) | Infection Pin Missile (Fatal)
With its evolution complete, I just need to find a use for it. Could someone help me out?...
