Stinkoman 20X6 Enemy Enhancement/Old Sage
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This enemy has been completed by its owner, Shadow Scythe of Strongbadia?!.
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Introduction to the Ultimate Old Sage
The old sage is an interesting enemy; It is invincible, AND capable of one-hit kills. Sadly, it is mostly overlooked. I, Shadow Scythe, will not let it stay like that.
VERSION 1 (Game edition)
Entry: I found an old sage on the ground, so I used a drill to unroot it. I took it home. I'm ready to operate.
Statistics:
- HP: N/A
- Phisical Strength: 4
- Ammo Strength: N/A
- Size: 2
- Mobility: 0
VERSION 1.1
Entry: I added smaller spikes on its sides, the "secondary spikes". Now, it can cover a larger area. They can take out two energy points. They be destroyed in two hits, though the center spike is still invincible.
Statistics:
- HP: N/A
- Secondary Spikes: 2
- Physical Strength: 4
- Secondary Spikes: 2
- Ammo Strength: N/A
- Size: 3
- Mobility: 0
VERSION 2.0
Entry: Immobile? What kind of super enemy is immobile?! After thinking that, I sliced the top half off a lone stothos, and modified the bottom half to suit the old sage's size. It also can be destroyed, though, making the spikes fall onto the ground, immobile again. Oh well.
Statistics:
- HP: N/A
- Secondary Spikes: 2
- Wheels: 2
- Phisical Strength: 4
- Secondary Spikes: 2
- Ammo Strength: N/A
- Size: 5
- Mobility: 2
VERSION 2.1
Entry: I added another pair of wheels, and made the platform thing longer. That made the wheels faster, and more durable. However, the main reason I did this was so I could add two more small spikes near the main spike; the "tertiary spikes". They can only take one hit, and take out one energy point.
Statistics:
- HP: N/A
- Secondary Spikes: 2
- Tertiary Spikes: 1
- Wheels: 3
- Physical Strength: 4
- Secondary Spikes: 2
- Tertiary Spikes: 1
- Ammo Strength: N/A
- Size: 6
- Mobility: 3
VERSION 2.2
Entry: Added spikes poking off the very edges of the platform. They take one hit, and take out one energy point. I consider these tertiary spikes too.
Statistics:
- HP: N/A
- Secondary Spikes: 2
- Tertiary Spikes: 1
- Wheels: 3
- Phisical Strength: 4
- Secondary Spikes: 2
- Tertiary Spikes: 1
- Ammo Strength: N/A
- Size: 6
- Mobility: 3
VERSION 2.3
Entry: Added spikes to the wheels, so it could get more traction on many surfaces, and hurt more if it fell out of the sky. Oh, and I spraypainted the platform gray.
Statistics:
- HP: N/A
- Secondary Spikes: 2
- Tertiary Spikes: 1
- Wheels: 3
- Physical Strength: 4
- Secondary Spikes: 2
- Tertiary Spikes: 1
- Wheels: 3
- Ammo Strength: N/A
- Size: 6
- Mobility: 3
VERSION 3.0
Entry: After recieving reports of the wheels getting messed up, causing the entire old sage to explode, I tore off the wheels, and added a rocket booster on the bottom. It can only go up and down, but I'll work on that later. The good thing is, though, I've managed to make the booster invincible!
Statistics:
- HP: N/A
- Secondary Spikes: 2
- Tertiary Spikes: 1
- Phisical Strength: 4
- Secondary Spikes: 2
- Tertiary Spikes: 1
- Ammo Strength: N/A
- Size: 7
- Mobility: 3
VERSION 3.1
Entry: I modified the rocket boosters so the old sage can fly sideways. Now, however, he can't go up and down! Gah!
Statistics:
- HP: N/A
- Secondary Spikes: 2
- Tertiary Spikes: 1
- Physical Strength: 4
- Secondary Spikes: 2
- Tertiary Spikes: 1
- Ammo Strength: N/A
- Size: 7
- Mobility: 3
VERSION 4.0
Entry: Eureka! I flipped the whole thing sideways, added a second rocket booster, and now it can go up and down, sorta like a quorvekt!
Statistics:
- HP: N/A
- Secondary Spikes: 2
- Tertiary Spikes: 1
- Phisical Strength: 4
- Secondary Spikes: 2
- Tertiary Spikes: 1
- Ammo Strength: N/A
- Size: 7
- Mobility: 4
VERSION 4.1
Entry: Speaking of quorvekts, I decided to give this guy a ranged attack, just like a quorvekt has one. It can shoot small old sages out of the top and bottom. I had to remove the small old sages that were there in order to do that. I also made the rocket boosters a little longer. This is the final installment, and now the old sage; or, as I call it now, the new sage; will never be overlooked again. Heah heah heah.
Statistics:
- HP: N/A
- Secondary Spikes: 2
- Tertiary Spikes: 1
- Ammo: 1
- Physical Strength: 4
- Secondary Spikes: 2
- Tertiary Spikes: 1
- Ammo Strength: 2
- Size: 7
- Mobility: 4
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