Stinkoman 20X6 Enemy Enhancement/Jaro8

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This enemy has been completed by its owner, Im a bell.

Enhanced Jaro - Dr. Bellstrom
Greetings, my friends. I'm Doctor Bellstrom. I've been commissioned by Lord Figure to improve one of his enemies. I couldn't choose who to use, so I put an ad in the Overlord Times asking for volunteers. Oh, by the way, I've included photographs of the progress. I thought that the CGI used by most of the other contributors to this collection didn't do the projects justice.
Name
Image
Description
BellJaro10.png
Jaro v1.0
This little Jaro named Jacques was the only enemy to answer my ad. Obviously, I chose him.
BellJaro11.png
Jaro v1.1
After I inspected him, I noticed that his body was made of a very weak alloy, so I painted his body with a liquid metal that is both lightweight and durable.
BellJaro12.png
Jaro v1.2
I attached some arms and legs I found lying around to Jacques. He seems to like it, but it made him a little top heavy.
BellJaro13.png
Jaro v1.3
I coated Jacques' new limbs with the same liquid metal I used earlier.
BellJaro14.png
Jaro v1.4
In an attempt to cure his top heaviness, I built Jacques new legs that are thicker and made of heavier metal. This slightly slows him down.
BellJaro15.png
Jaro v1.5
It seems that most of the top heaviness is located in his upper two sections. To counteract this, I lengthened his bottom section. I think his basic body is now complete.
BellJaro16.png
Jaro v1.6
I've added a turret, coated in the same metal as before, onto his head to give him better offense.
BellJaro17.png
Jaro v1.7
Oh dear! The turret was too heavy, and Jacques' body collapsed in upon itself! I removed Jacques' eye and brain, and hooked them up to a small television to replace his voice module, which was damaged. Jacques doesn't seem to mind that much.
BellJaro20.png
Jaro v2.0
I've built Jacques' new body! It's made out of the metal I put on his legs coated with the liquid metal. Jacques seems to like it.
BellJaro21.png
Jaro v2.1
Jacques asked me to give him some color, so I did. Jacques said he likes it. When I dismantled him to paint his body, I noticed that his brain could be running at a bit higher capacity. So, naturally, I fixed this problem, and he's noticeably smarter.
BellJaro22.png
Jaro v2.2
I've attached two large cannons onto Jacques' back, to replace the turret I added onto his old body. Unfortunately, this made him top heavy again. So, I thought about it again, and I suddenly noticed a small, old rocket laying in a box of junk. That gave me the idea to attach six small rockets (those orange things you see) to Jacques, two on each leg and one on each arm. This keeps him upright and makes him able to jump higher and also hover about a foot above the ground.
BellJaroFinal.png
Enhanced Jaro
Jacques suggested that, since I gave him the ability to hover, I should give him wings, so he can fly. I liked that idea, and promptly constructed wings, each one containing another rocket, and attached them to Jacques. To aid flight, I inserted some more rockets into his feet. I think I've completed him.
Well, Jacques is now an Enhanced Jaro! I'll be presenting him to Lord Figure soon. Hopefully, he'll give me a grant, so I can produce many more.
- Dr. Bellstrom

Credit to Skub for the formatting on this.