Stinkoman 20X6 Enemy Enhancement/Fullbide

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Ultimate Fullbide History

This is a log by me, Dr. Spike, the Snowstromund. This is one of my finest creations, the Fullbide. As the top reasearcher for master An Ice Machine, I have made very useful works. This started out as an ambush machine, but now the higher models are miniboss qualities! I may even make one that is boss quality!

Version 1.0: Small and weak. This thing is slow, but it is pretty evasive. Could be better. On the bright side, these are very easy to make a lot of. Small, simple

Version 1.1: Much better, and still is very cheap to make. It's a lot more manuverable and faster! These could be used even after I make the second version! These have longer wings, and struts at the end to make manuvering easier. I'll call these Halfbides.

Version 2.0(Game Edition): This thing is getting better. We are recieving word of a warrior, so we have to mass produce these. It's slower than the newest halfbide, but it's about the same as the first halfbide otherwise. However, this thing has a very good descent and ascent, making it perfect for hit and run missions. It's thicker and has a way better engine. I can call these Fullbides.

Version 2.1: I wish I had made this sooner. Master An Ice Machine is still suffering. This thing takes two hits to destroy it now as well as guns that barely affect the aerodynamics! Otherwise, it's the same.

Version 3.0: Widened it, doubled the cannon size and increased it by a health point, but it's engine takes too much strain... Hmm... what should I do...? Maybe I should call these Doublebides. However, they are overshadowed by the older ones

Version 3.1: Now it's doing better. As good as the fullbide that we had to mass produce. Added another cannon to it and added another engine. The engines won't take too much now! But they still seem to be missing something.

Version 3.2: Now I've done it! Much better! I widened the main cannon, added more armor, strengthened the engines, and stretched the wings. These things are the type of enemies that are better than regular minions, but not quite minibosses. These things are great!

Version 4.0: Wow! This thing is getting pretty awesome! It's finnally miniboss quality! On the outside, it just looks like an enlarged Doublebide, but it's actually... um... better an enlarged doublebide! It's cannons are a force to be reckoned with. The engines are too big though, so they are hard to make more than one... More armor means one more health! These things will be Ultrabides.

Version 4.1: It's minibossness is complete! I doubled the efficiency of the engines, stablized the whole thing, added much more armor and added subguns. This thing has TWO more health than the prievious metal, much better weapons and is very fast and manuverable!

Version 5.0: Made it big and added more THREE more armor! It now reaches boss standards. I already partially had in mine what my next modle would look like as I built it. This thing packs bombs, which have a large blast radius. This thing is incredible! I'll call this a Gigabide.

Version 5.1: Whoa. This has more guns than you can shake a Benj saber at.I don't think anything can withstand this. It can drop more bombs, recarge after each shot quicker, and has more engines! We have TWO more armor! If Tampo had used this thing, I'd bet we'd have less problems...