Stinkoman 20X6 Enemy Enhancement/Frotzer2
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Hello to you all, I am Jel. Following my recent success in the Jaro IV project, I have been put to work on a new one by Saargtsson. He has ordered me to improve one of his lesser minions, the Frotzer. I was told to create as impressive creature as possible, and I have done just that. The following is adapted from my diary. Please note that the project has been affected by external events beyond our control.
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HV: - Health Value
OV: - Offence Value
Evolution
0.1
A small larva. It is very weak, and will not stand up to a single attack, but can still inflict damage by using its high body temperature to burn enemies.
HV: 1
OV: Touch (1)
0.2
A Gokul. It is still relatively weak, and its stats are pretty much the same. In this incarnation, it shall develop either into a Frotzer, a Gaspeau or a Sarrgorr (Ssargtsson larva). This one is bred to become a Frotzer. Man, I STILL can't beleve that Ssargtsson evolved from one of these.
HV: 1
OV: Touch (1)
0.3
It has now began to develop. Man, it looks disgusting! But it is still the same stat wise.
HV: 1
OV: Touch (1)
1.0
It's a Frotzer now, but its stats are still the same. It floats by catching hot air from the lava under it's twin tails.
HV: 1
OV: Touch (1)
1.1
The Frotzer stopped developing, so from now on, the results are created by induced evolution by placing it in a chamber and simulating harsh environments, and then acceleration time. The tails have developed to become legs, but their puny at the moment. The body's stamina has increased, giving it more defence. The screen appears to be shrinking to lower it vulnerability.
HV: 2
OV: Touch (1)
1.2
The legs are now strong enough to run and walk! Also, a second set of tentacles are beginning to develop, we believe these are vestigial arms. Its screen continues to shrink, and it's stamina is increasing again. Its antennae have began to strengthen, allowing it to sense hidden dangers.
HV: 3
OV: Touch (1)
1.3
Its arms are now developed! It has not yet grown hands, but it can still manipulate objects with its tentacles. The legs are now almost strong enough to jump, but its development is not finished. The screen seems to have finished compressing, and we have noticed it's brain has taken up the space it once occupied, making it smarter. It's antennae and strength have improved dramatically.
HV: 5
OV: Touch (1)
2.0
The arms and legs have reached their peak, and is now capable of jumping, and punching. The brain seems to be trying to find room to grow, as such, we have noticed that a head is beginning to develop. The screen seems to be altering in palpation to cancel out the glare of the lava, giving it better vision. The skin has also developed, to become tougher and strengthen. The antennae have developed small beads to help senses.
HV: 7
OV: Touch (1) | Punch (1)
2.1
The head is continuing to develop, and the screen and antennae are continuing to darken, to improve senses. The body has also strengthened. This is easily Mini-Boss material.
HV: 9
OV: Touch (1) | Punch (1)
2.2
The head is almost fully developed, the screen and antennae are darkening, and the beads have grown, and the body has developed further strength. The hands have developed to be tougher, they seem to be made of an organic metal.
HV: 11
OV: Touch (1) | Punch (1)
2.3
A head is now developed, making the brain smarter, and the palpation of the screen has stopped, while the antennae continue. The hands and skin all across the body is also beginning to become stronger. Isn't about time that its attacks became stronger?...
HV: 13
OV: Touch (1) | Punch (1)
3.0
...And they have! The hands have developed into a pair not dissimilar to those of Poorbts, and fire like them too, improving the punch attack. The skin has strengthened and the body has lost weight, making it faster. The antennae have finished palpating.
HV: 15
OV: Touch (1) | Flying Punch (2)
3.1
The Antennae have shrunk, but improved, giving it better sensing, and also allows it to fire small energy pellets for long-distance attacks.
HV: 17
OV: Touch (1) | Flying Punch (2) | Energy Pellets (2)
3.2
We have decided to rig up the Frotzer with neuro-controlled jet-thruster-augmented robot boots, allowing it full freedom of flight! the skin has strengthened again, and the hands now develop a volatility upon firing, so they explode on impact.
HV: 18
OV: Touch (1) | Exploding Punch (3) | Energy Pellets (2)
4.0
Added robot boots. Just a cosmetic change. Body is strengthening again
HV: 20
OV: Touch (1) | Exploding Punch (3) | Energy Pellets (2)
4.1
The hands are beginning to alter again, we are uncertain what effect it is trying to achieve. The body continues to strengthen.
HV: 22
OV: Touch (1) | Exploding Punch (3) | Energy Pellets (2)
4.2
Wow! The hands are now not only blue, but they also emit electricity! Once fired, the fists shock the target when touched, and explodes afterwards to finish it off. The body has increased dramatically in strength. After this, the Frotzer did not evolve anymore, it had completely adapted to the simulation. It is now at its ultimate level. My work here, is done.
HV: 25
OV: Touch (1) | Electron Punch (Fatal) | Energy Pellets (2)
