Stinkoman 20X6 Enemy Enhancement/Eggerson

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Eggerson was a creature made by Purple Koopa for a HRWiki forum contest on who could make the best Stinkoman boss. But how did Eggerson come to being? How is he now? We will find out... But first, Purple Koopa.

Journal Entries

• Journal Entry 0

(Journal entries correspond with the number on the Eggersons on the picture)

Went to the grocrecy store this moring, got myself some eggs. When I came home and took them out, I noticed one was a slight tint of blue. Whatever could this mean? Oh well, I'm enjoying an egg sandwich right now, (not made with the blue one, mind you) I'll worry about that later.

• Journal Entry 1

I looked at the egg this morning, and it seems to be bigger! Do eggs grow? Or is there actually something inside? I'm going to read an enyclopedia right now about that.

• Journal Entry 2

Wow! It's hatching! I can make out the cracks. Wonder what it'll be. Some bird or something? Maybe even an alligator egg. But whatever it is, I'm gonna be a daddy! SWWWEEEE! Gotta go get some cigars for the boys back home.

• Journal Entry 3

Forget the cigars. There's an eye were the cracks were. Just a red eye, staring right back at me. Freaky. I think I'll still adopt it though, it looks like trouble and I don't want it loose. There are also cracks on its sides. What could possibly be next?!

• Journal Entry 4

There are two scrawny purple wings on the sides. Thankfully, the wings are too small for it to fly, for if could, it'd probably fall and...well, can you say scrambled eggs?

• Journal Entry 5

I've concluded that this is an actual creature, as it's has grown some more. There're not too noticable at front view, but yup, they're there. The wings are rather weak, but not as they were before. It's moving without my carrying it - and sometimes without my knowing!

• Journal Entry 6

I have decided to name the egg Eggy, and keep him for good. He just can't survive in the wild! He now has stubs for feet, so now he walks around. He seems to be kind of angry right now. Perhaps he doesn't like the name Eggy.

• Journal Entry 7

He's grown some more now. He can fly for much longer now. His feet are no longer stubs, he now has stick-like legs. Right now he seems pretty wobbly, I'm keeping him in a soft area so he won't. Actually, I should stop treating him like an ordinary egg - he seems well and alive, maybe made of something not as fragile as an egg.

• Journal Entry 8

Eggy's wings have grown even more. He even flies to the top of my head! He's also learned to walk, as his legs are less wobbly. Seems amazing as his legs are still stick-like.

• Journal Entry 9

I found out what Eggy's one eye is for today. When I tried picking him up, I saw a small flash of light coming out of his eye, then I felt a shock. My hand is okay now, but I'm keeping him locked up right now. He keeps growing, and I hope I can control that power! Not that I'm evil or anything, I don't want him getting out of control. I can't believe how much he is growing, I hope he stops sometime soon.

• Journal Entry 10

Checked the cage today. Eggy is in a deep sleep, and he's in the sunniest spot of the cage. Nothing unusual, I should let him out soon.

• Journal Entry 11

Oh. My. Word. When I found the room he was in, Eggy wasn't in the cage. He's broken out. Apperantly he has used the light to grow even faster. He's huge! Bigger than me, even! Since I can't afford any armored trucks, I'll have to keep him like this. I must get some help, FAST. The room he was in was completely torn apart.

• Journal Entry 12

He's asleep by the window sill. Gotta run, I must get authorities as quick as I can.

• Journal Entry 13

One thing before this next entry. Does anybody have a mansion I could borrow?

My house has been hit by the Extreme Makeover: Home Edition guy, and by that I don't mean Ty Pennington, I mean Mr. Eggy here. He's at least twice bigger than me, and there is a swarm of little copies around him. I can't say the same for the house. It's overturned, and everything. I think I may not have seen this with all those police cars at the scene. The neighbors are saying some things that I shouldn't mention.

I got a call on my cell phone. Now some factory place is talking to me about getting Eggy under control, and providing a home for the both of us. Sounds good to me.

• Journal Entry 13 and a half

Eggy and I moved into the factory. They have a room for us and everything. It's actually pretty classy. They say that they can make Eggy behave better. What is this, an obedience school? Oh well, I don't want him to crash the place up. He's going with them, even if he seems rather angry to go.

• Journal Entry 14

Eggy came back, or should I now call him Eggerson. They say that Eggy's a bad name. Makes sense to me, do you really call a little toy poodle "Killer"?

Now he DOES look like poodle though, he has a tail with a fluffy ball on it. He also grew four attenta. At least he has cool talons now. The guys say it's a work in progress. I hope they hurry, I can't stand him as a poodle!

• Journal Entry 15

The guys at the factory finally came up with a use for that fluffy tail - it has an eyeball now, so it can get Eggerson to turn around and attack the challenger. Pretty neat if you ask me. Eggerson's feet don't seem to be blocks anymore. They're almost at a breakthrough, there are some cracks right below his eye! Can't wait to see what it is.

• Journal Entry 16

Eggerson is finally done with his training. About time. The cracks now reveal a mouth with a massive toungue. It's not even fully extended in the picture. Attenta? Now laser shooters. Awesome. His feet aren't stubs, they have toes and claws, and the parts of his wings that looked like spikes actually are spikes. That little cute ball is now a metal ball of fury, it actually has a mouth. His talons are as big as they could get. Thankfully, the obedience has paid off, he not only can think clearly now, he'll obey me - and all those people that helped make it happen.

Amazing, all this after one odd colored egg from the grocerey store.

Conclusion

Purple Koopa now dominates the factory and several other buinesses. He rules with an iron fist...and anybody who thinks so otherwise meets the wrath...of Eggerson.