Stinkoman 20X6 Enemy Enhancement/Chorch3

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This enemy has been completed by its owner, Qwertyuiop.

Yes, once again it's me, Qwertyuiop the boss creator. This time I decided to upgrade a Chorch. Feel free to read the log of the several Chorch models I designed.

Contents

Models

Version 1.0 [Game Version]

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This is the basic Chorch model. Way too slow, bad aim, lack of rangedd attacks and size. Needs a serious upgrade.

  • Speed: Pretty slow
  • Health: 1
  • Weakness: Entire body
  • Attacks: Claws x2

Version 2.0

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Used the enlarging ray, my favorite tool in enemy enhancement, on the Chorch. This resulted in thicker armor, but unfortunately, this also weighed down the Chorch a bit, and also, the eyes and lightbulb are at the same strength as the first model.

  • Speed: Really slow
  • Health: 10
  • Weakness: Lightbulb, Eyes
  • Attacks: Claws x4

Version 3.0

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Armor has been upgraded from Bluerite to Crimsonium Alloy, which is both stronger and lighter. Also, lightbulb and eye material has been upgraded, the eyes are no longer a weak point. Finally, the Chorch has two more arms.

  • Speed: Medium
  • Health: 15
  • Weakness: Lightbulb
  • Attacks: Claws x4

Version 4.0

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A breakthrough! The Chorch's upper arms now have flamethrowers for hands, the lower arms now have missles, the eyes can shoot lasers, te lightbulb is armored, and last of all, the "mouth" is now a screen that shows emotions, that, through advanced technology, can turn into a sliding door that releases 10 Chorch 1.0s. Now all that's left is to do something about it's slowness.

  • Speed: Medium
  • Health: 20
  • Weakness: Lightbulb
  • Attacks: Claws x4, Flamethrower x2, Missle launcher x2, Laser eyes x2, Chorch 1.0 dispenser x1 [10 released at a time]

Version 5.0 [Final Version]

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Crap! When we were field-testing the Chorch 4.0, it blew a fuse, and the eyebeams and 1.0 dispenser shorted out and exploded! We had to replace them with 2.0 eyes. We also made a few upgrades, such as replacing the claw-missles with lasers [turns out the ammo was seriously weighing down the Chorch], creating electrical links on the lower joints to allow a smaller reactor due to the better flow, making its mouth able to dispense mini versions of itself, shooting a huge laser from it's eyes, hiding the lightbulb under a missle launcher [making the lightbulb impossible to hit], and changing the joints' and head's materials from Crimsonium to some kind of metal we extracted from the lava zone. I think that we are done here. The Chorch 5.0 has been deployed to Emperor Z's fortress in the evil jungle as a guardian of his chamber.

  • Speed: Pretty Fast
  • Health: 25
  • Weakness: Eyes
  • Attacks: Flamethrower x2, Missle Launcher x1 [6 missles at a time], Laser Cannons x2, Electric Joints x4, Mini Chorch 5.0 dispenser x1 [10 Mini-Chorch 5.0s at a time], Decimation Crusher x1

Stinkomanual

Kachorchakonas

This guy poundeth yous! Really, he poundeth yous much lots. Maybe even some Trogdor-style roast! DOUBLE HALF TWO DOZEN TIMES!!! And let's not forget those missles!

Well done or medium rare, whatever, I'm all buisness on roasting. -Kachorchakonas

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